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Lainey
@2sprttat2.bsky.social
Mdni
Tattooer sometimes
Southern Oregon
I like a lot of things
Mostly satirical and sober (mostly)
My reels content is nothing but Filipino, Mexican, Native American, gay, and Chinese algorithm. I think I can retire the internet and let people update me in life.
November 24, 2025 at 5:20 PM
No matter how sober I’ve been I can’t escape being up late. And sadly everyone awake these hours are usually where I was. I wonder how many people forget talking to me at night while they’re mid bender.
November 23, 2025 at 10:49 AM
It would be so cool to have people be upfront and real w me
November 23, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Face? Shaved. Bush? Trimmed. Pubes? Maybe dye them tomorrow and cut my hair.
November 20, 2025 at 10:26 AM
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The Confederacy of the United States lasted way less together than Rob Dyrdek's Ridiculousness.
November 19, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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threads really is Facebook Jr in so many ways now
November 18, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Shout out my 4 fans on Tidal
TIL: Tidal still exists
November 16, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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How I Am, How Work Is, by Yucki Gross
7 track album
yuckigross.bandcamp.com
November 16, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Meds cereal mandarin and 5 cups of coffee were so back
November 16, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Who up pitchin their tent
November 16, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Horny one moment

Wanting to eat bugs the next
November 16, 2025 at 8:21 AM
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Please give my music a chance. :) 🙏
Yucki Gross on Apple Music
Listen to music by Yucki Gross on Apple Music.
music.apple.com
November 16, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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Shout out, Apple Music
November 16, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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So true.
November 15, 2025 at 12:01 PM
*~ you wanna lend me $25 so u can pay my phone bill ~*
November 16, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Made $80 today Nd I spent it on groceries and toiletries. Wild i woulda flipped that to have like a half oz and been on a sick one for a week straight.
November 15, 2025 at 10:04 AM
That being said FUCK Portland and god damn am I fka to be out of that fuck all city. And seeing how none them hit me up when I stopped flippin and givin out free blow all the time. Sobriety really has given me perspective.
November 15, 2025 at 10:00 AM
So excited to rewatch FLCL cause my roommate hasn’t seen it. THEN gotta pull out Michiko and hatchin CAUSE NEITHER of my roommates have seen it :3 livin in the middle of nowhere w solid pals has truly been so great :)
November 15, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Missing what threads was, but truly wishing this app gained traction again. Like please I miss genuine fun internet pals. Mainly tho, I miss yucki :(
November 14, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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“okay it’s all the shit I don’t like in terms of storytelling. no chewy subtlety. no nuance. do they let the visuals communicate? never. everyone says exactly what they feel they just say all the themes OUT LOUD the whole time. sounds chopped you say? but idk it feels kinda sincere!”
November 14, 2025 at 7:08 AM
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a weeb crisis is when you don’t know how tf you’re gonna sell ppl on an anime youre fucking with bc on paper it sucks. you can hear your elevator pitch in your head and its cheeks
November 14, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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By the time someone like AOC ever gets power to change policy in America she either will
1) she will be the Democrats standard because what we actually need is something more progressive because it's the year 2065
Or
2) she will capitulate to the will of the Democrats
November 14, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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If you're a progressive Democrat just know your party really really really hates you.
November 14, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Real we will stop begging for bread crumbs one day 🥺
November 14, 2025 at 1:17 AM