Bob Felker
@2thineownself.bsky.social
Former teacher. Ed.D. Scruffy-looking nerf herder. Mostly harmless.
Ask before DMing please.
Ask before DMing please.
Happy to help.
Maybe your dad would like this one?
Maybe your dad would like this one?
July 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Happy to help.
Maybe your dad would like this one?
Maybe your dad would like this one?
Get your dad involved:
June 20, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Get your dad involved:
I pulled up behind one a while ago. Thought someone had parked a dumpster in the street:
June 1, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I pulled up behind one a while ago. Thought someone had parked a dumpster in the street:
So they should act more like people who deface private property?
May 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM
So they should act more like people who deface private property?
Funny you should say that: I really thought I rolled up behind a dumpster one day:
May 12, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Funny you should say that: I really thought I rolled up behind a dumpster one day:
Remember the end of Veterinarian’s Hospital on the Muppet Show? The narrator told us to “tune in tomorrow when you’ll hear Dr. Bob say…”
When I was in 2nd or 3rd grade, I asked my mom how I could become Dr. Bob, too.
She told me & I didn’t forget.
So tune in tomorrow when I defend my dissertation.
When I was in 2nd or 3rd grade, I asked my mom how I could become Dr. Bob, too.
She told me & I didn’t forget.
So tune in tomorrow when I defend my dissertation.
April 23, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Remember the end of Veterinarian’s Hospital on the Muppet Show? The narrator told us to “tune in tomorrow when you’ll hear Dr. Bob say…”
When I was in 2nd or 3rd grade, I asked my mom how I could become Dr. Bob, too.
She told me & I didn’t forget.
So tune in tomorrow when I defend my dissertation.
When I was in 2nd or 3rd grade, I asked my mom how I could become Dr. Bob, too.
She told me & I didn’t forget.
So tune in tomorrow when I defend my dissertation.
"I don't love her, she kicked me in the face!”
Godspeed, sir.
Godspeed, sir.
April 2, 2025 at 10:50 AM
"I don't love her, she kicked me in the face!”
Godspeed, sir.
Godspeed, sir.
Actually, I know this order was fake, but a funnier thing to do is for everyone to go on a White House tour and randomly ask “Where’s the felon”?
February 17, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Actually, I know this order was fake, but a funnier thing to do is for everyone to go on a White House tour and randomly ask “Where’s the felon”?
Last week I really thought I drove up behind a dumpster.
February 6, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Last week I really thought I drove up behind a dumpster.
Nah, but only because I thought it was a dumpster.
February 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Nah, but only because I thought it was a dumpster.
I guess somebody in Location Scouting has an agenda:
January 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I guess somebody in Location Scouting has an agenda:
Dasher’s stitches have been removed.
December 22, 2024 at 2:51 AM
Dasher’s stitches have been removed.
Uh-oh. The Robopocalypse has begun.
November 28, 2024 at 4:21 PM
Uh-oh. The Robopocalypse has begun.
Normally I put a good deal of thought about what to write about my father on the anniversary of his passing. This year - the fifth - I’ll just share what he taught me through the words of a colleague and friend:
November 19, 2024 at 1:47 PM
Normally I put a good deal of thought about what to write about my father on the anniversary of his passing. This year - the fifth - I’ll just share what he taught me through the words of a colleague and friend:
We spent last Christmas at North Myrtle Beach.
November 17, 2024 at 12:39 PM
We spent last Christmas at North Myrtle Beach.