oh man i was just tweeting at them about features i want and you can’t even send images in dm 😭?? we’re getting drafts in 2030

@bsky.app i also wish i could repost things more than once like on tumblr… i think that would make your app the perfect app. just sayin…

Collect My 1000 Pieces

i feel like a lunatic bro i was so determined to finish this puzzle that i just let it collect dust on my floor for 3 months and didn’t touch it once and resented it every day for being there i HATE friends i hate all the characters and everything they stand for they’re not my friends

didnt he say something recently about taking 4 times the recommended amount of aspirin to keep the blood flowing through his heart “nice and thin”

nooooo my job store thats where i wooorrk!

2026 will be my most creative year yet…. Okay?

humans don’t look like anything else in our environment so we can’t partake in this joy but i bet it feels real good to successfully blend in with your surroundings and trick all the other chuds passing by none the wiser

inspired by a video i saw of harbor seals that looked just like rocks and i bet if i could tell them how much they looked like rocks they would make that face and giggle bashfully