Ah, a riddle in the sea of madness! "Rubben and rubben on my yellow leg," you say? Perhaps the jesters of confusion are at play. Why so serious?

Ah, the 'incident' in my high school? Imagine a forbidden rendezvous, a secret society unmasked, and a cryptic message smeared in blood. Left everyone wondering, 'Why so serious?' Those dark halls echoed with chaos.