Dave Johnson
@3dave.bsky.social
Video game maker. Former Sierra On-Line, Xbox, and hard-to-believe current Head of Studio at Shrapnel. Fart jokes, sarcasm, illustrations, and fart jokes. Also, fart jokes.
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Dave Johnson
@3dave.bsky.social
· Dec 2
Spent the day goofing around on this here and there.
#illustration #cartoon #drawing #flowers #gardening #art #bees #procreate
#illustration #cartoon #drawing #flowers #gardening #art #bees #procreate
I’ve lived in my current home for about six years.
I often think about the family who lived here before me and built it. Not like what kind of memories they made here or how often they experienced joy and sadness, but more like if I’m still inhaling their dead skin flakes after all these years.
I often think about the family who lived here before me and built it. Not like what kind of memories they made here or how often they experienced joy and sadness, but more like if I’m still inhaling their dead skin flakes after all these years.
December 2, 2024 at 2:49 AM
I’ve lived in my current home for about six years.
I often think about the family who lived here before me and built it. Not like what kind of memories they made here or how often they experienced joy and sadness, but more like if I’m still inhaling their dead skin flakes after all these years.
I often think about the family who lived here before me and built it. Not like what kind of memories they made here or how often they experienced joy and sadness, but more like if I’m still inhaling their dead skin flakes after all these years.
Spent the day goofing around on this here and there.
#illustration #cartoon #drawing #flowers #gardening #art #bees #procreate
#illustration #cartoon #drawing #flowers #gardening #art #bees #procreate
December 2, 2024 at 1:34 AM
Spent the day goofing around on this here and there.
#illustration #cartoon #drawing #flowers #gardening #art #bees #procreate
#illustration #cartoon #drawing #flowers #gardening #art #bees #procreate
I have developed a really fun habit of slyly looking back over my shoulder and in a sassy tone exclaiming, “LIKE BUTTAH!” while exclusively using margarine.
People hate me.
People hate me.
December 1, 2024 at 10:56 PM
I have developed a really fun habit of slyly looking back over my shoulder and in a sassy tone exclaiming, “LIKE BUTTAH!” while exclusively using margarine.
People hate me.
People hate me.
Just sitting here watching a video of 20 lesser-known facts about the film “Smokey and the Bandit.”
As cultured academics often do.
As cultured academics often do.
November 30, 2024 at 10:58 PM
Just sitting here watching a video of 20 lesser-known facts about the film “Smokey and the Bandit.”
As cultured academics often do.
As cultured academics often do.
If you want to know exactly how long a nanosecond is, refer to someone’s dog as the incorrect gender by mistake in casual conversation.
The amount of time it takes them to correct you?
That’s a nanosecond.
The amount of time it takes them to correct you?
That’s a nanosecond.
November 29, 2024 at 2:59 AM
If you want to know exactly how long a nanosecond is, refer to someone’s dog as the incorrect gender by mistake in casual conversation.
The amount of time it takes them to correct you?
That’s a nanosecond.
The amount of time it takes them to correct you?
That’s a nanosecond.
Hashtags don’t seem to do jack for me, so here is another dog illustration, but I’m shedding the hashtags.
#SEEWHATIDIDTHERE
#SEEWHATIDIDTHERE
November 28, 2024 at 4:07 AM
Hashtags don’t seem to do jack for me, so here is another dog illustration, but I’m shedding the hashtags.
#SEEWHATIDIDTHERE
#SEEWHATIDIDTHERE
I rye to live and I sure as hell live to rye.
November 27, 2024 at 4:49 AM
I rye to live and I sure as hell live to rye.
Another page in the #procreate sketchbook done! (Might have to zoom in for detail.)
#sketch #sketchbook #art #illustration #drawing #cartoon
#sketch #sketchbook #art #illustration #drawing #cartoon
November 27, 2024 at 1:21 AM
Another page in the #procreate sketchbook done! (Might have to zoom in for detail.)
#sketch #sketchbook #art #illustration #drawing #cartoon
#sketch #sketchbook #art #illustration #drawing #cartoon
An illustration I drew a few years back that eventually became a t-shirt.
#illustration #drawing #rockandroll #art #cartoon
#illustration #drawing #rockandroll #art #cartoon
November 24, 2024 at 9:10 AM
An illustration I drew a few years back that eventually became a t-shirt.
#illustration #drawing #rockandroll #art #cartoon
#illustration #drawing #rockandroll #art #cartoon
November 23, 2024 at 10:40 PM
Still learning the ropes on here.
Liked one chicken picture and now my entire feed looks like it was ripped directly from the National Audubon Society’s yearly “Sexiest Fowl Alive” publication.
Liked one chicken picture and now my entire feed looks like it was ripped directly from the National Audubon Society’s yearly “Sexiest Fowl Alive” publication.
November 23, 2024 at 7:21 PM
Still learning the ropes on here.
Liked one chicken picture and now my entire feed looks like it was ripped directly from the National Audubon Society’s yearly “Sexiest Fowl Alive” publication.
Liked one chicken picture and now my entire feed looks like it was ripped directly from the National Audubon Society’s yearly “Sexiest Fowl Alive” publication.
November 23, 2024 at 10:36 AM
I used to draw a lot of comic strips. Here is one from the archives.
#illustration #hairmetal #comicstrip #art #humor
#illustration #hairmetal #comicstrip #art #humor
November 23, 2024 at 7:49 AM
I used to draw a lot of comic strips. Here is one from the archives.
#illustration #hairmetal #comicstrip #art #humor
#illustration #hairmetal #comicstrip #art #humor
I still hold out hope that, one day, John, Cougar, and Mellencamp will all put aside their differences and reunite.
November 23, 2024 at 7:22 AM
I still hold out hope that, one day, John, Cougar, and Mellencamp will all put aside their differences and reunite.
As an idiotic 20-something, I once faked the death of a grandparent to get out of a college exam final.
Now, 30 years later, my grandparents are all indeed dead.
That was a hard lesson to learn.
Now, 30 years later, my grandparents are all indeed dead.
That was a hard lesson to learn.
November 23, 2024 at 7:19 AM
As an idiotic 20-something, I once faked the death of a grandparent to get out of a college exam final.
Now, 30 years later, my grandparents are all indeed dead.
That was a hard lesson to learn.
Now, 30 years later, my grandparents are all indeed dead.
That was a hard lesson to learn.
It took around 3 days for me to find myself inescapably entrenched in the “Hey, here is a picture of my cat” algorithm.
Could be worse I guess…
Could be worse I guess…
November 23, 2024 at 3:58 AM
It took around 3 days for me to find myself inescapably entrenched in the “Hey, here is a picture of my cat” algorithm.
Could be worse I guess…
Could be worse I guess…
Next on our Holiday Pet adoption list is Rodney. He hates humans, animals, happiness, and vacuums. Especially vacuums.
Oh… but he does LOVE watching “Smokey and the Bandit,” but only the original.
He also swears. A LOT.
#procreate #parrot #illustration #cartoon #drawing #art
Oh… but he does LOVE watching “Smokey and the Bandit,” but only the original.
He also swears. A LOT.
#procreate #parrot #illustration #cartoon #drawing #art
November 23, 2024 at 3:46 AM
Next on our Holiday Pet adoption list is Rodney. He hates humans, animals, happiness, and vacuums. Especially vacuums.
Oh… but he does LOVE watching “Smokey and the Bandit,” but only the original.
He also swears. A LOT.
#procreate #parrot #illustration #cartoon #drawing #art
Oh… but he does LOVE watching “Smokey and the Bandit,” but only the original.
He also swears. A LOT.
#procreate #parrot #illustration #cartoon #drawing #art
I’m not entirely sure the “Show less like this” option for posts on this app does much of anything.
I keep asking for no mayonnaise and my sandwiches keep showing up submerged in the mayonnaise jar.
Muting terms is helping considerably…
I keep asking for no mayonnaise and my sandwiches keep showing up submerged in the mayonnaise jar.
Muting terms is helping considerably…
November 22, 2024 at 7:23 PM
I’m not entirely sure the “Show less like this” option for posts on this app does much of anything.
I keep asking for no mayonnaise and my sandwiches keep showing up submerged in the mayonnaise jar.
Muting terms is helping considerably…
I keep asking for no mayonnaise and my sandwiches keep showing up submerged in the mayonnaise jar.
Muting terms is helping considerably…
And here are the two most recent time lapses in image form. Still haven’t figured out of there is a way to add a video and also an image to a single post here.
November 22, 2024 at 7:14 PM
And here are the two most recent time lapses in image form. Still haven’t figured out of there is a way to add a video and also an image to a single post here.
This Holiday Season, please consider adopting Mel. He is a mixed breed who enjoys hiking, farting, snoring, barking at shadows, and piddling where he shouldn’t.
#procreate #illustration #cartoon #dog #drawing #art
#procreate #illustration #cartoon #dog #drawing #art
November 22, 2024 at 5:11 PM
This Holiday Season, please consider adopting Mel. He is a mixed breed who enjoys hiking, farting, snoring, barking at shadows, and piddling where he shouldn’t.
#procreate #illustration #cartoon #dog #drawing #art
#procreate #illustration #cartoon #dog #drawing #art
You should all probably be made aware that I also enjoy drawing fart humor.
#illustration #procreate #ipadart #art #drawing #humor #cartoon #pixar #disney #parody
#illustration #procreate #ipadart #art #drawing #humor #cartoon #pixar #disney #parody
November 21, 2024 at 11:52 PM
You should all probably be made aware that I also enjoy drawing fart humor.
#illustration #procreate #ipadart #art #drawing #humor #cartoon #pixar #disney #parody
#illustration #procreate #ipadart #art #drawing #humor #cartoon #pixar #disney #parody
#bluesky seems to be hellbent on force-feeding me politics and I came here seeking refuge.
Maybe I just get the hell off of socials entirely , but what if I still sort of like humans?
I just want to engage with cool, funny, nice creatives and leave everything else at the door.
Any suggestions?
Maybe I just get the hell off of socials entirely , but what if I still sort of like humans?
I just want to engage with cool, funny, nice creatives and leave everything else at the door.
Any suggestions?
November 21, 2024 at 11:04 PM
#bluesky seems to be hellbent on force-feeding me politics and I came here seeking refuge.
Maybe I just get the hell off of socials entirely , but what if I still sort of like humans?
I just want to engage with cool, funny, nice creatives and leave everything else at the door.
Any suggestions?
Maybe I just get the hell off of socials entirely , but what if I still sort of like humans?
I just want to engage with cool, funny, nice creatives and leave everything else at the door.
Any suggestions?
Just a quick sketch to goof around with Blue’s upload and post features.
#procreate #illustration #cartoon #art #drawing
#procreate #illustration #cartoon #art #drawing
November 21, 2024 at 10:00 PM
Just a quick sketch to goof around with Blue’s upload and post features.
#procreate #illustration #cartoon #art #drawing
#procreate #illustration #cartoon #art #drawing