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@3ontap.bsky.social
I thought there'd be horses.
I start each task by saying, "Ello Alex" and looking befuddled at the camera that isn't there.
December 22, 2025 at 1:43 PM
President Business
December 7, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Ty Burrell should recreate this.
November 30, 2025 at 10:28 PM
He really is Piggy backing off Mamdani's popularity.
November 30, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Gavin Newsom looks like President Business from The Lego Movie.
November 30, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I'm so happy this wasn't a scam.
Literally yelled "It's here! It's here!" as I opened the box. Can't wait for Monday to start Day 1 of Taskmaster!

@alexhorne.bsky.social
November 29, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Monkey bread!!!
November 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Two members of the National Guard were shot in DC today.

But this is America.

These things happen for your right to own a gun:

www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
November 25, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Slay girl, slay.
November 22, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Attaching the picture would be helpful
November 19, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Already told you it was this one. Good circle though.
November 16, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I would give All's Fair a shot if Kim Kardashian was in any other spot on this poster.

Still mad about it.
November 7, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Sarah Paulson is Sarah Freaking Paulson and she's in a show with KK? Like what? What?

Niecy Nash is a flipping Emmy winner and she's a floating head on this poster while Kim's tough tea kettle is front and center.

And Glenn Close?!

This is, this is shameful. I just can't.
November 5, 2025 at 7:52 PM
White House: We from Planet Duplo and we're here to destoy you.

youtu.be/Yl7mFaCXvc0?...
October 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
A little wonky but whatever, I made it. Ready for No Kings.
October 17, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Not long enough but props to the artist who captured this Diddy moment.
October 4, 2025 at 12:39 AM
It's us guys, we're the Barbies. And Allen. Hi Allen!
September 30, 2025 at 8:36 AM
September 24, 2025 at 3:21 AM
1. I felt gross drawing this image. I was going to do just an hour glass but that's not what Trump did.

2. Writing cursive straight up and down is unnatural psycho behavior.

3. Protesting is the my favorite way to rage.

4. Release the Epstein files.
September 20, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Me every day another headline hits except you gotta really scream the AhhhhhAHHHHHAHah part.
September 11, 2025 at 12:03 PM
August 30, 2025 at 5:10 AM
@huffpost.com ads are all about equality. #ice
August 21, 2025 at 12:46 PM
We stayed around the corner from here. This was my morning salute.
August 13, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Making resistance art while playing eith my kids.

#southpark
August 9, 2025 at 3:48 PM