Matt Boyd
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Matt Boyd
@3psboyd.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
Normal man, normal posts.

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We got TEN DAYS to go before this knockout karaoke fundraiser in downtown Oakland and we could really use some more people to buy tickets. It'll be fun, I promise.

https://www.eventbrite.com/e/c4c-action-knockout-karaoke-fundraising-party-tickets-1967790558532
December 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I have only applied to 77 jobs in the past two months and I feel those are rookie numbers.
December 1, 2025 at 7:42 AM
I'm really tired.
December 1, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Life hack: if you tell someone a funny joke, they'll trust you.
November 30, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Turkey, and Thanksgiving food in general, might not exactly set the culinary world on fire, but I think it's psychologically healthy to get together with your people once a year in the cold months and have an earthy, savory meal.
November 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
(Writing One Piece) "This crew needs a second pervert who is also a skeleton."
November 27, 2025 at 1:39 AM
The cutest cat.
November 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I'm pretty sure I saw some people running a ghost kitchen out of the trunk of a car, and I thought to myself "That's the kind of hustle I need right now."
November 23, 2025 at 6:54 AM
I hate to hand it to Grok but "yes, and"ing this prompt to invent KPIs for Elon working at the racism factory is pretty good. (Spotted in the QAA podcast discord)
November 21, 2025 at 3:22 AM
2+ years of unemployment has me wondering how normal people get out the door before 11 a.m.
November 20, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Much as with dogs, humans and algorithms domesticated each other.
November 18, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I changed my mind. Can we have the Bullshit Jobs back?
November 18, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I'm up to chapter 600 in One Piece and every queer character is, like, an outrageous stereotype but also the most noble human who has ever lived. Gender is wild.
November 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I should get a big bag of MSG and start putting it in everything.
November 16, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Come to Rootwater in Oakland if you are ageing and will gradually weaken.
November 12, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Was https://www.caljobs.ca.gov/ always this bad? I haven't touched it for like ten years.
caljobs.ca.gov
www.caljobs.ca.gov
November 11, 2025 at 3:55 AM
It's Opal.
November 11, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Idiocracy is a genuinely very funny movie rooted in the premise of eugenics.
November 10, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Geez, this language seems weird.
November 9, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Found this relic of October 2021.
November 9, 2025 at 12:00 AM
They're going through Charles Murray's "do you live in a bubble" quiz and one of the questions is "Have you ever walked on a factory floor?" and I'm like, no, I've never even been to China. https://pca.st/episode/8805f76a-5ebd-489e-9038-857965adeadc
November 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Life is long. Take advantage of it.
November 8, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Keanu's finest role.
November 5, 2025 at 7:10 AM
(trying to sound smart among film nerds) "I was surprised they kept making sequels after Stalag 16 but I guess that's Hollywood."
November 5, 2025 at 3:25 AM