I can probably make a dynamic schedule on the website, provided the time, focus, and motivation…

(Is this fun? Is this what people consider fun? Am I normal?) (Here I realise I have very few human faces saved on my phone. Hm.)

Well how else would I break in my new break-in kit?

I see, I see… And, have your crows ever taken bribes before?

Inquiring minds want to know—How secure is your island home? Do you have very good pest control? Whaddoyou got in your pantry?

That's what it's like for folks who use screen readers when you don't include alt text.

When you write inaccurate alt text, they hear shit like "a dickhead things he's funny" and have no further context.

Alt can have flavour but it MUST be accurate.

Please, just add alt text.