@49patrick.bsky.social
Didn’t Trump fuck the Einstein Visa eurotrash Melania on that plane?
December 24, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Didn’t Trump fuck the Einstein Visa eurotrash Melania on that plane?
Forbes: are you actually using the dictator‘s fake numbers???
December 24, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Forbes: are you actually using the dictator‘s fake numbers???
Jörg, you don’t have to pretend you are writing for the Bild.
December 23, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Jörg, you don’t have to pretend you are writing for the Bild.
It‘s fake rage clickbait. And fake as faux fur.
December 22, 2025 at 7:29 PM
It‘s fake rage clickbait. And fake as faux fur.
Do you remember Cornhusker’s Lotion? It totally looked like a bottle of cum.
December 21, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Do you remember Cornhusker’s Lotion? It totally looked like a bottle of cum.
Lecker 4. Advent Ständer. Ich wurde er gerne lecken und schlucken!
December 21, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Lecker 4. Advent Ständer. Ich wurde er gerne lecken und schlucken!
Go home, dumb lackey bitch.
December 20, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Go home, dumb lackey bitch.
The next Democrats administration can raffle off the right to pee on, spray paint, crowbar off, etc. That might solve the budget deficit.
December 19, 2025 at 5:30 PM
The next Democrats administration can raffle off the right to pee on, spray paint, crowbar off, etc. That might solve the budget deficit.
The G in MAGA stands for Gestapo.
December 16, 2025 at 11:04 AM
The G in MAGA stands for Gestapo.
I‘m surprised that the Secret Service doesn’t protect Thiel. After all he owns the US Vice President!
December 15, 2025 at 6:39 AM
I‘m surprised that the Secret Service doesn’t protect Thiel. After all he owns the US Vice President!
I cannot wait for the next big Trump parade.
December 13, 2025 at 7:18 AM
I cannot wait for the next big Trump parade.
No fans from either country will get a visa…
December 11, 2025 at 6:48 PM
No fans from either country will get a visa…
That will make me horny enough to drop a load of mine own in there.
December 10, 2025 at 11:39 AM
That will make me horny enough to drop a load of mine own in there.
I am trained to catch and swallow every drop. Collateral damage hard ons can also be treated.
December 10, 2025 at 6:50 AM
I am trained to catch and swallow every drop. Collateral damage hard ons can also be treated.
I’d like to clean out some of those internal creampies.
December 10, 2025 at 6:39 AM
I’d like to clean out some of those internal creampies.
Peters is a full on maga cunt. Throw away the key.
December 5, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Peters is a full on maga cunt. Throw away the key.
Too much untreated mental illness combined with easy access to firearms. It ain’t what the Second Amendment was protecting.
December 3, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Too much untreated mental illness combined with easy access to firearms. It ain’t what the Second Amendment was protecting.
I got some bliss flavored protein for you, mate.
December 3, 2025 at 7:00 AM
I got some bliss flavored protein for you, mate.
Shove my tonsils to the side and slam that ginger cannon down my throat cunt.
December 3, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Shove my tonsils to the side and slam that ginger cannon down my throat cunt.
December 2, 2025 at 6:41 AM