@4h35m.bsky.social
Come for the art, stay for the nudes. Look back in to see where ADHD has led me in home renovation.
Friend 1: Love language fortune cookie.
Friend 2: Love language fortune cookie.
Me:
Friend 2: Love language fortune cookie.
Me:
February 12, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Friend 1: Love language fortune cookie.
Friend 2: Love language fortune cookie.
Me:
Friend 2: Love language fortune cookie.
Me:
Tiny sketch that I'm going to completely ignore when actually painting things, probably. The gist will be there.
February 7, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Tiny sketch that I'm going to completely ignore when actually painting things, probably. The gist will be there.
Trying to figure out ideas and nothing is working. Nothing I say!
February 7, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Trying to figure out ideas and nothing is working. Nothing I say!
Tired, horny, and trying to make art. The struggles.
February 3, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Tired, horny, and trying to make art. The struggles.
People apparently miss me when I'm gone. Nevermind that I saw them yesterday, and they didn't notice when I was gone for a week and a half. People time is weird.
January 30, 2026 at 6:30 PM
People apparently miss me when I'm gone. Nevermind that I saw them yesterday, and they didn't notice when I was gone for a week and a half. People time is weird.
I've been searching for three days and still haven't found my camera's charger. Coming to terms with either having to do the Swedish death clean, or buy a new one.
January 20, 2026 at 1:12 AM
I've been searching for three days and still haven't found my camera's charger. Coming to terms with either having to do the Swedish death clean, or buy a new one.
I will never finish this painting. I've come to terms with that. But I will also never paint over it because I love the idea of it.
January 13, 2026 at 1:19 AM
I will never finish this painting. I've come to terms with that. But I will also never paint over it because I love the idea of it.
Again, sometimes I wander the wastes and find pretty things.
December 31, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Again, sometimes I wander the wastes and find pretty things.
Slowly but surely, making progress with my @missmonster.bsky.social monster paw. It was definitely worth the wait.
December 30, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Slowly but surely, making progress with my @missmonster.bsky.social monster paw. It was definitely worth the wait.
The irony. So here I am. Pulling out my keys to shut off my alarm, & realizing that while I have the Oar of Charon hanging from my keys, I have also been driving around with my father's ashes in my car. I have been ferrying the dead around.
December 16, 2025 at 9:34 PM
The irony. So here I am. Pulling out my keys to shut off my alarm, & realizing that while I have the Oar of Charon hanging from my keys, I have also been driving around with my father's ashes in my car. I have been ferrying the dead around.
Today was a manic day. I made a joke, and a voice inside said "You're a bad person." & I giggled. It was a good joke.
December 11, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Today was a manic day. I made a joke, and a voice inside said "You're a bad person." & I giggled. It was a good joke.
"Why do you think you have trust issues?"
Me, looking at someone standing on the freshly sprouted bulbs, that I specifically pointed out were there five minutes earlier: "No reason."
Me, looking at someone standing on the freshly sprouted bulbs, that I specifically pointed out were there five minutes earlier: "No reason."
December 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
"Why do you think you have trust issues?"
Me, looking at someone standing on the freshly sprouted bulbs, that I specifically pointed out were there five minutes earlier: "No reason."
Me, looking at someone standing on the freshly sprouted bulbs, that I specifically pointed out were there five minutes earlier: "No reason."
Writing notes to get an idea for an upcoming exhibition and realizing they sound like a conversation between the two halves of my brain.
1: Our common ground.
2: WTF is that?
1: What unites us?
2: Death.
1: No, that's too dark. Life!
2: Ugh, no.
1: Live, laugh, love.
2: Fuck you.
1: Our common ground.
2: WTF is that?
1: What unites us?
2: Death.
1: No, that's too dark. Life!
2: Ugh, no.
1: Live, laugh, love.
2: Fuck you.
December 10, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Writing notes to get an idea for an upcoming exhibition and realizing they sound like a conversation between the two halves of my brain.
1: Our common ground.
2: WTF is that?
1: What unites us?
2: Death.
1: No, that's too dark. Life!
2: Ugh, no.
1: Live, laugh, love.
2: Fuck you.
1: Our common ground.
2: WTF is that?
1: What unites us?
2: Death.
1: No, that's too dark. Life!
2: Ugh, no.
1: Live, laugh, love.
2: Fuck you.
Someone referenced me by name & I made the joke: Don't you know I don't have a name I'm the boy/young man/guy with varying attributes (red hair, who seems gay, the beard & glasses, the one always doodling) & I realized this is how people have been referring to me forever. No name, just there.
December 9, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Someone referenced me by name & I made the joke: Don't you know I don't have a name I'm the boy/young man/guy with varying attributes (red hair, who seems gay, the beard & glasses, the one always doodling) & I realized this is how people have been referring to me forever. No name, just there.
What if the Eye of Sauron was just a butt plug in a great cosmic being of Middle Earth?
December 3, 2025 at 2:21 PM
What if the Eye of Sauron was just a butt plug in a great cosmic being of Middle Earth?
Corporate: "Wear a name tag, it'll let people know you work here & your name!"
Me: "I do! That's why I'm not asked 'Do you work here?' even after 7 years. & I totally didn't get referred to as "the one who seems gay" the other day!"
Corp: "Great job!"
Me: My sarcasm and dark humor is wasted here.
Me: "I do! That's why I'm not asked 'Do you work here?' even after 7 years. & I totally didn't get referred to as "the one who seems gay" the other day!"
Corp: "Great job!"
Me: My sarcasm and dark humor is wasted here.
November 23, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Corporate: "Wear a name tag, it'll let people know you work here & your name!"
Me: "I do! That's why I'm not asked 'Do you work here?' even after 7 years. & I totally didn't get referred to as "the one who seems gay" the other day!"
Corp: "Great job!"
Me: My sarcasm and dark humor is wasted here.
Me: "I do! That's why I'm not asked 'Do you work here?' even after 7 years. & I totally didn't get referred to as "the one who seems gay" the other day!"
Corp: "Great job!"
Me: My sarcasm and dark humor is wasted here.
The hubris of man, the insanity of the artist.
November 16, 2025 at 9:54 PM
The hubris of man, the insanity of the artist.
Aha, I love it's little face.
November 12, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Aha, I love it's little face.
It's November and I still have a Good-news Bee/Hover fly around.
November 7, 2025 at 5:18 PM
It's November and I still have a Good-news Bee/Hover fly around.
"It's $25?"
"That sounded like a question."
"Sorry, it was. The price was covered, but also I recognize your voice, and was questioning what price I could say so that you wouldn't come in. Because let's face it, I don't like you."
"That sounded like a question."
"Sorry, it was. The price was covered, but also I recognize your voice, and was questioning what price I could say so that you wouldn't come in. Because let's face it, I don't like you."
October 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
"It's $25?"
"That sounded like a question."
"Sorry, it was. The price was covered, but also I recognize your voice, and was questioning what price I could say so that you wouldn't come in. Because let's face it, I don't like you."
"That sounded like a question."
"Sorry, it was. The price was covered, but also I recognize your voice, and was questioning what price I could say so that you wouldn't come in. Because let's face it, I don't like you."
"Bless her heart, I look really young."
Me, on lunch: Sweetie, you look like a decrepit mummy that Victorian grave robbers are hacking up. Now, shut up, give the 18yo girl your id, and stop acting like a meth addict trying to flirt.
Me, on lunch: Sweetie, you look like a decrepit mummy that Victorian grave robbers are hacking up. Now, shut up, give the 18yo girl your id, and stop acting like a meth addict trying to flirt.
October 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
"Bless her heart, I look really young."
Me, on lunch: Sweetie, you look like a decrepit mummy that Victorian grave robbers are hacking up. Now, shut up, give the 18yo girl your id, and stop acting like a meth addict trying to flirt.
Me, on lunch: Sweetie, you look like a decrepit mummy that Victorian grave robbers are hacking up. Now, shut up, give the 18yo girl your id, and stop acting like a meth addict trying to flirt.
My brain: Jacquard throw.
Picard Throw, not much on the top but plenty below.
Me:... I didn't realize I thought of Captain Picard like that.
Picard Throw, not much on the top but plenty below.
Me:... I didn't realize I thought of Captain Picard like that.
October 21, 2025 at 5:28 PM
My brain: Jacquard throw.
Picard Throw, not much on the top but plenty below.
Me:... I didn't realize I thought of Captain Picard like that.
Picard Throw, not much on the top but plenty below.
Me:... I didn't realize I thought of Captain Picard like that.
Anybody else have that moment of: you're burnt out, you're tired, you've tried to do things the right way, and that little voice in the back of your head gives you an idea. And it's a fuck all, last ditch idea, and for the life of you, you can't see the problem with it anymore?
October 21, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Anybody else have that moment of: you're burnt out, you're tired, you've tried to do things the right way, and that little voice in the back of your head gives you an idea. And it's a fuck all, last ditch idea, and for the life of you, you can't see the problem with it anymore?
Try not to snark. Try not to snark. Try not to snark.
October 17, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Try not to snark. Try not to snark. Try not to snark.
Scrolling through a folder for inspiration: Oh that's a really pretty photo, why does it look familiar? I took it in the Hoh Rainforest last year, that's why.
October 15, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Scrolling through a folder for inspiration: Oh that's a really pretty photo, why does it look familiar? I took it in the Hoh Rainforest last year, that's why.