i think me and my cat are the same being in different bodies and both of us probably need prozac

one time i hosted at a restaurant so busy we were on a 3 hr wait and all 5 lines of the phone were ringing literally nonstop and a customer started answering the phone for me and tbh i just let her

watching a documentary abt sharks and honestly my main takeaway rn is that if i was a hammerhead i’d be overstimulated as fuck all the time

you ever do your makeup and wear accessories cause you’re in a slump and you think it’ll help but you’re just still upset but now with eyeliner

that episode of malcolm in the middle where malcolm decides to be nice and quit bitching for a week and he winds up hospitalized with a peptic ulcer is real as fuck

i stg i literally hate school until i get an appointment and then all of a sudden i’m having a blast

also my appointment yesterday helped remind me of why i’m in school in the first place like i really do have a great time doing hair and learning new methods and how to care for different hair types idk that shit was cool

i had a client at school yesterday and it was the first time i saw someone on my books and didn’t immediately freak out and get super scared and i wound up learning a LOT and i’m actually so proud of myself rn

it’s 40 degrees out and i’m so fuckin pumped to be walkin around without my coat the midwest has really done a number on me huh

i get why people drop out of cosmetology school so often lmfao like i’m not gonna but i get it

every time i get sick i think abt how when i was like 16 at my first job my manager took an entire box of tamiflu and came into work and interacted w customers like that and then wrote me up for being disrespectful cause i asked what was going on w her lmfao that restaurant is shut down now

i’ve been home sick for days and running all my hyperfixations into the fucking ground someone give me a new one

my dad’s been putting back breaking amounts of work into trying to convince me to microwave eggs for breakfast before school and i keep telling him i’m not hungry in the mornings but fr i think if i had to eat a microwaved egg it’d send me spiraling and i’d commit crimes

nosferatu was really just abt willem dafoe scheming to steal that cat