like the legend of the penis...
January 23, 2026 at 5:12 PM
like the legend of the penis...
I am the PIZZA MAN!!!!!
January 17, 2026 at 12:18 PM
I am the PIZZA MAN!!!!!
New profile pic, I'm feeling so chungus right now
January 6, 2026 at 4:55 PM
New profile pic, I'm feeling so chungus right now
*A girl flirting with me*
"Oh my, is it hot in here or—"
"Yes."
"Oh my, is it hot in here or—"
"Yes."
October 27, 2025 at 8:56 PM
*A girl flirting with me*
"Oh my, is it hot in here or—"
"Yes."
"Oh my, is it hot in here or—"
"Yes."
I bet fast food workers are like:
"we need to deliver this food..."
"...and fast..."
"we need to deliver this food..."
"...and fast..."
August 26, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I bet fast food workers are like:
"we need to deliver this food..."
"...and fast..."
"we need to deliver this food..."
"...and fast..."
If I was the skibidi, I wouldn't toilet
July 1, 2025 at 1:12 PM
If I was the skibidi, I wouldn't toilet
Bread company: "Let's make some bread!!!! 🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞"
May 19, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Bread company: "Let's make some bread!!!! 🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞"
I want a kittyyyyyyyyy I want a kittyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy kitty kitty kittyyyyyyyyy I think I want a kittyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
April 8, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I want a kittyyyyyyyyy I want a kittyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy kitty kitty kittyyyyyyyyy I think I want a kittyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
This is awesome and fricking cool
March 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
This is awesome and fricking cool
I wish Transformers were real man fuuuuuck
March 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I wish Transformers were real man fuuuuuck
Hehehe pfffffftttttttppffff!!!!
WHOOOAAAHH, sorryyyy, that was a big stinker!
WHOOOAAAHH, sorryyyy, that was a big stinker!
March 6, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Hehehe pfffffftttttttppffff!!!!
WHOOOAAAHH, sorryyyy, that was a big stinker!
WHOOOAAAHH, sorryyyy, that was a big stinker!
Drinking water like a boss! 👍👍👍
March 2, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Drinking water like a boss! 👍👍👍
"There are three things you should never discuss with people - religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin."
March 2, 2025 at 11:21 AM
"There are three things you should never discuss with people - religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin."
Woohoo! That's my current mood
March 1, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Woohoo! That's my current mood
Blegh! That's my current mood
February 28, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Blegh! That's my current mood
Guys, I just fricking HATE cake deniers!!! Should I even ask if they enjoy blowing candles???
February 27, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Guys, I just fricking HATE cake deniers!!! Should I even ask if they enjoy blowing candles???