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@4rtune.bsky.social
sometimes maybe funny, sometimes maybe cringe
rei | 24
rei | 24
i think my new kitten has a foot fetish...what u been learning on the streets?? he keeps trying to bite feet, even on plushies
October 20, 2025 at 4:25 PM
i think my new kitten has a foot fetish...what u been learning on the streets?? he keeps trying to bite feet, even on plushies
say hello to xiaohu :)
October 20, 2025 at 4:21 PM
say hello to xiaohu :)
playing valorant after all these years feels like a form of self harm :s
October 11, 2025 at 7:43 AM
playing valorant after all these years feels like a form of self harm :s
7 shots deep got me craving benadryl
October 11, 2025 at 7:39 AM
7 shots deep got me craving benadryl
getting sleep lines on ur body after waking up means u slept hard af
June 12, 2025 at 1:25 PM
getting sleep lines on ur body after waking up means u slept hard af
self harming by eating pizza with a lactose intolerance
May 21, 2025 at 10:13 PM
self harming by eating pizza with a lactose intolerance
winged bugs have the ability to go anywhere in the world but they come to my house >:(
May 14, 2025 at 1:43 AM
winged bugs have the ability to go anywhere in the world but they come to my house >:(
going back home to rural pa is always a hell of an experience
May 8, 2025 at 1:30 AM
going back home to rural pa is always a hell of an experience
unc knows his priorities
April 25, 2025 at 5:17 AM
unc knows his priorities
pet mice squeak german to each other
April 21, 2025 at 6:14 AM
pet mice squeak german to each other
just dropped a claritin on the floor in peak allergy season. i now know what addicts feel like when they lose a perc
April 20, 2025 at 4:54 PM
just dropped a claritin on the floor in peak allergy season. i now know what addicts feel like when they lose a perc
just got charged for extra drinks on my bar tab :s. the downside of having one of the 10 most common last names in the world
April 19, 2025 at 3:55 AM
just got charged for extra drinks on my bar tab :s. the downside of having one of the 10 most common last names in the world
getting home after work and immediately playing repo for hours is the best and worst kind of overtime
April 15, 2025 at 3:31 AM
getting home after work and immediately playing repo for hours is the best and worst kind of overtime
mfs be like "oh ill do it tomorrow" and end up scrolling on their phone for 3 hours when they wake up (it's me im mfs)
April 13, 2025 at 4:28 AM
mfs be like "oh ill do it tomorrow" and end up scrolling on their phone for 3 hours when they wake up (it's me im mfs)
trying to open a door after using hand lotion is a generational blunder (i do this every day)
April 11, 2025 at 5:00 AM
trying to open a door after using hand lotion is a generational blunder (i do this every day)