Hearing the Vocera ringtone is a trigger.

As a collective, we need to boycott Nintendo for a little bit. Force them to lower that stupid $90 tag on $20 games that you’ll never own.

Make good video games $20 again

Haven’t met a good Steve since watching Blue’s Clues. Steve’s, you’ve all really dropped the ball here.

You get a TBI *ONE (1)* time and your bf all of a sudden “wants to go home” so he can “mentally prepare for work.” Yeah. Okay. Sure.

Smell good all you want, but if you smell so strong it lingers? Reign it back. I’m gonna sneeze.

Make America Gary (from teen mom when he’s dressed as the Easter bunny for his kid) Again

there’s only 2 types of guys in this world:

1. guys named Derek
2. guys not named Derek

Rugby is an orgy for Mormons. Good for them.