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we ain't get it, ain't real, CUBE.

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follow my main + aren't blocked = OK to follow
i'm not doing that age verification shit. i'm too stubborn for it. i don't care if it impacts my use of their platform, i'm just gonna exploit it anyway.
February 10, 2026 at 1:55 AM
pa'z mbuuf ovd rypzlssl zopwwlyz dpss qbza thrl zopa bw ihzlk vu aol chnblza wvzzpisl aopun

(aopz pz h wvza hivba tpzjohyhjalypghapvu huk uva "p ohal fvby zopw" dopjo p kv iba pa'z mvy uvyths ylhzvuz av kv dpao fvby avahs tpzbuklyzahukpun vm aol johyhjalyz)
February 9, 2026 at 3:10 AM
welcome 🧐 to bbw paradise 🏖
February 8, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Yeah, that woman. That's what I was barking about.
February 7, 2026 at 3:29 AM
being autistic around people that just cannot adjust things for you even a little bit is a fucking nightmare
February 5, 2026 at 8:43 PM
I don't know what I'm passionate about
February 5, 2026 at 4:51 PM
I'm just gonna start being unapologetically weird at this point
February 4, 2026 at 3:40 PM
My mom has no sense of obvious context and it pisses me off to no end
February 4, 2026 at 12:55 PM
I now understand how evil villains are made. (Knowing you have power -> laughing maniacally over it -> wanting to do it really badly now that you can do it)
February 4, 2026 at 12:41 PM
how i look while doing the exact same trivial thing that one of my friends has gone on record to say that they hate
February 4, 2026 at 12:11 PM
oh mygod i' sofuckging tired of this shit can she just leave me alone
February 4, 2026 at 1:07 AM
my mom bought me a hairbrush but i don't think she realizes that my hair is already naturally so all-over-the-place that brushing it is like trying to tame a very angry lion that is actively attacking you.
February 3, 2026 at 10:33 PM
i love my wifeeeeeeeey
February 3, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Truly one of the best things to remember about life is that nobody cares at worst, and are in support of you at best.
February 2, 2026 at 6:22 AM
ho-ly huge badongahongas
February 1, 2026 at 11:10 PM
wtf i got blocked by someone who i used to follow and used to be mutuals with me on twitter
February 1, 2026 at 6:55 PM
The ultimate excuse of "I am an adult" has been realized
I am acquiring the lack of shame after realizing nobody gaf
February 1, 2026 at 12:43 PM
I am acquiring the lack of shame after realizing nobody gaf
February 1, 2026 at 12:39 PM
it stopped working.
MY DISCOVER FEED WORKS AGAIN I CAN SEE BOOBS AGAIN YES!!!!!!!!
February 1, 2026 at 2:25 AM
You ever see a conversation happen and something gets brought up that makes u look back and forth and sweating
January 31, 2026 at 6:26 PM
MY DISCOVER FEED WORKS AGAIN I CAN SEE BOOBS AGAIN YES!!!!!!!!
January 31, 2026 at 1:48 PM
My hair is so cute looking wait
January 31, 2026 at 1:37 PM
P't qbza zhfpun, pa'z ovaaly dolu aolyl'z ohpy kvdu aolyl.
January 31, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Aol aopun aoha zbjrz hivba sprpun vizjbyl johyhjalyz/nhtlz pz aoha hss vm aol wvyu pz lpaoly uva clyf dlss kyhdu vy pz nyvzz mlapzo hya iba bzbhssf pa'z ivao ha aol zhtl aptl. Vujl pu h isbl tvvu pz aolyl hufaopun hjabhssf dvyao zllpun.
January 31, 2026 at 12:28 AM
I love being gay
January 30, 2026 at 4:06 AM