50 Shades Of Gary
@50shadesofgary.bsky.social
Research nerd, cult enthusiast, wine expert, and writer of The Apostle Complex:
Substack.com/@theapostlecomplex
Substack.com/@theapostlecomplex
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If you think #Normie looks excited about his bottle, imagine what he’ll be like when he finds out what’s in store for him tomorrow….
Hint: his favourite human is coming for a visit 🥰
Hint: his favourite human is coming for a visit 🥰
September 4, 2025 at 11:05 PM
If you think #Normie looks excited about his bottle, imagine what he’ll be like when he finds out what’s in store for him tomorrow….
Hint: his favourite human is coming for a visit 🥰
Hint: his favourite human is coming for a visit 🥰
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THE NOBLE MAN follows Count Gregory as he defends not just his home of Epthada but the entire Realm Of Ralan!
SEPTEMBER 17TH, 2025
In the meantime, check out my other stories for FREE here: open.substack.com/pub/vladzsho...
#booksky
SEPTEMBER 17TH, 2025
In the meantime, check out my other stories for FREE here: open.substack.com/pub/vladzsho...
#booksky
September 5, 2025 at 9:59 PM
THE NOBLE MAN follows Count Gregory as he defends not just his home of Epthada but the entire Realm Of Ralan!
SEPTEMBER 17TH, 2025
In the meantime, check out my other stories for FREE here: open.substack.com/pub/vladzsho...
#booksky
SEPTEMBER 17TH, 2025
In the meantime, check out my other stories for FREE here: open.substack.com/pub/vladzsho...
#booksky
discord @accepts.
:3
:3
August 28, 2025 at 8:43 PM
discord @accepts.
:3
:3
I bring a certain "Go fuck yourself" vibe that some people have a problem with. Those people can go fuck themselves.
March 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I bring a certain "Go fuck yourself" vibe that some people have a problem with. Those people can go fuck themselves.
Pete Hegseth said there were no war plans shared in the Signal chat, and that this is just his grandma's recipe for her famous Baked Yemen:
March 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Pete Hegseth said there were no war plans shared in the Signal chat, and that this is just his grandma's recipe for her famous Baked Yemen:
March 23, 2025 at 3:23 AM
If you've never heard of John Dickenson, he was the Founding Father who, indisposed by illness, authorized George Read to sign his name by proxy ON THE FUCKING CONSTITUTION.
Is Sub-President Kumquat Quasimodo gonna invalidate the entire fucking Constitution now???
Is Sub-President Kumquat Quasimodo gonna invalidate the entire fucking Constitution now???
March 19, 2025 at 3:25 AM
If you've never heard of John Dickenson, he was the Founding Father who, indisposed by illness, authorized George Read to sign his name by proxy ON THE FUCKING CONSTITUTION.
Is Sub-President Kumquat Quasimodo gonna invalidate the entire fucking Constitution now???
Is Sub-President Kumquat Quasimodo gonna invalidate the entire fucking Constitution now???
The truth is, most of us grew up with a unisex bathroom in our homes and there was never a problem. It's xenophobia cleverly disguised as three homophobias in an ill-fitted suit.
The truth is, children are far safer in a public bathroom with a transgender person than with a MAGA Evangelical—and it ain't even close.
johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/we-really-...
#justineichorn
johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/we-really-...
#justineichorn
We Really Need to Talk About MAGA's Sexual Predator Problem
This week, Robert Morris, the founding pastor of Texas’ Gateway megachurch was indicted for lewd acts with a child.
johnpavlovitz.substack.com
March 19, 2025 at 3:22 AM
The truth is, most of us grew up with a unisex bathroom in our homes and there was never a problem. It's xenophobia cleverly disguised as three homophobias in an ill-fitted suit.
Sooo... This is neat...
March 19, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Sooo... This is neat...
Fucking PREACH!!!
March 19, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Fucking PREACH!!!
So I guess I live here now.
March 19, 2025 at 3:08 AM
So I guess I live here now.
My Facebook and Instagram accounts have been suspended, immediately after I had to create an entirely new account because someone reported a bunch of my work posts on Meta for child exploitation. I run a fucking wine shop. I carry a wine called Baby Cheeks, but that's as close to it as I can find...
March 19, 2025 at 3:08 AM
My Facebook and Instagram accounts have been suspended, immediately after I had to create an entirely new account because someone reported a bunch of my work posts on Meta for child exploitation. I run a fucking wine shop. I carry a wine called Baby Cheeks, but that's as close to it as I can find...
March 17, 2025 at 7:15 PM
March 15, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Well, it looks like I've been completely Zucked on FB *and* IG (for no apparent reason,) so this and Substack are my home now.
March 13, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Well, it looks like I've been completely Zucked on FB *and* IG (for no apparent reason,) so this and Substack are my home now.
He looks like he forgot to imaginary shave an imaginary patch of imaginary beard.
March 13, 2025 at 3:28 AM
He looks like he forgot to imaginary shave an imaginary patch of imaginary beard.
Donald Trump just heard the word "transplant" for the first time, and is calling for the destruction of all "Woke Bushes."
The Siberian Cypress, having been deprived of a railway and an orchestra, hangs in the balance.
George Bush couldn't be reached for comment, as he was busy doing cocaine.
The Siberian Cypress, having been deprived of a railway and an orchestra, hangs in the balance.
George Bush couldn't be reached for comment, as he was busy doing cocaine.
March 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Donald Trump just heard the word "transplant" for the first time, and is calling for the destruction of all "Woke Bushes."
The Siberian Cypress, having been deprived of a railway and an orchestra, hangs in the balance.
George Bush couldn't be reached for comment, as he was busy doing cocaine.
The Siberian Cypress, having been deprived of a railway and an orchestra, hangs in the balance.
George Bush couldn't be reached for comment, as he was busy doing cocaine.
I wrote a thing:
https://open.substack.com/pub/theapostlecomplex/p/swearing-is-the-best-medicine-march-e7e?r=1hbsgi&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
https://open.substack.com/pub/theapostlecomplex/p/swearing-is-the-best-medicine-march-e7e?r=1hbsgi&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
March 9, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I wrote a thing:
https://open.substack.com/pub/theapostlecomplex/p/swearing-is-the-best-medicine-march-e7e?r=1hbsgi&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
https://open.substack.com/pub/theapostlecomplex/p/swearing-is-the-best-medicine-march-e7e?r=1hbsgi&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
I wrote a thing:
https://open.substack.com/pub/theapostlecomplex/p/swearing-is-the-best-medicine-march-e7e?r=1hbsgi&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
https://open.substack.com/pub/theapostlecomplex/p/swearing-is-the-best-medicine-march-e7e?r=1hbsgi&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
March 9, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I wrote a thing:
https://open.substack.com/pub/theapostlecomplex/p/swearing-is-the-best-medicine-march-e7e?r=1hbsgi&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
https://open.substack.com/pub/theapostlecomplex/p/swearing-is-the-best-medicine-march-e7e?r=1hbsgi&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
I know it's unlikely that anyone will see this, but I have a Substack where I talk about cults and scream at Republicans.
https://substack.com/@theapostlecomplex
https://substack.com/@theapostlecomplex
March 7, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I know it's unlikely that anyone will see this, but I have a Substack where I talk about cults and scream at Republicans.
https://substack.com/@theapostlecomplex
https://substack.com/@theapostlecomplex
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Son: Are we better off now?
Dad: Well son, mom & dad have both lost their jobs. Our savings are gone, gas & grocery prices are up. We did, however, save you from drag queen story time.
Son: What's that?
Dad: A mythical thing they said was happening in your school, which we can't afford anymore.
Dad: Well son, mom & dad have both lost their jobs. Our savings are gone, gas & grocery prices are up. We did, however, save you from drag queen story time.
Son: What's that?
Dad: A mythical thing they said was happening in your school, which we can't afford anymore.
March 6, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Son: Are we better off now?
Dad: Well son, mom & dad have both lost their jobs. Our savings are gone, gas & grocery prices are up. We did, however, save you from drag queen story time.
Son: What's that?
Dad: A mythical thing they said was happening in your school, which we can't afford anymore.
Dad: Well son, mom & dad have both lost their jobs. Our savings are gone, gas & grocery prices are up. We did, however, save you from drag queen story time.
Son: What's that?
Dad: A mythical thing they said was happening in your school, which we can't afford anymore.