He left the Reform Party, not the Libertarians.
February 3, 2026 at 12:22 AM
He left the Reform Party, not the Libertarians.
"I am going to lead a movement to..." yeah they got nothing lol.
February 2, 2026 at 3:23 AM
"I am going to lead a movement to..." yeah they got nothing lol.
Also our most "took policy advice from his cats who he believed he could telepathically communicate with" president.
December 28, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Also our most "took policy advice from his cats who he believed he could telepathically communicate with" president.
Well the billboard wasn't wrong lol...
December 24, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Well the billboard wasn't wrong lol...
Me waiting for Mary Peltola to announce her campaign:
a cartoon of spongebob looking out of a glass
ALT: a cartoon of spongebob looking out of a glass
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Me waiting for Mary Peltola to announce her campaign:
You sure about that?
a man wearing a brick on his head stands in front of an american flag .
ALT: a man wearing a brick on his head stands in front of an american flag .
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 3:01 AM
You sure about that?
They like the purty shapes and colors 😍
November 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
They like the purty shapes and colors 😍
It was those damn blood pressure meds!
November 15, 2025 at 2:21 AM
It was those damn blood pressure meds!
"Back in the 90's I made love to many beautiful women, often outdoors in the dark and the rain, it's possible Donald Trump could've slipped in there. Would be no way of knowing"
November 15, 2025 at 2:18 AM
"Back in the 90's I made love to many beautiful women, often outdoors in the dark and the rain, it's possible Donald Trump could've slipped in there. Would be no way of knowing"
You... you respect sports doping?
October 27, 2025 at 12:50 AM
You... you respect sports doping?
That doesn't seem quite right. Harris would have won the popular vote if they were perfectly mirrored like that since women vote at a slightly higher rate than men.
October 26, 2025 at 6:10 AM
That doesn't seem quite right. Harris would have won the popular vote if they were perfectly mirrored like that since women vote at a slightly higher rate than men.
Especially ones in eastern Europe where people *definitely* know the meaning.
October 21, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Especially ones in eastern Europe where people *definitely* know the meaning.
I agree he sucked but if that had been a Republican we wouldn't have gotten anything...
September 22, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I agree he sucked but if that had been a Republican we wouldn't have gotten anything...
I know this is gonna get buried, but that's not what he said here. It's pretty clear to me that those are two separate articles in a list of examples.
September 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I know this is gonna get buried, but that's not what he said here. It's pretty clear to me that those are two separate articles in a list of examples.
This isn't funny. Former Harris staffers only get haircuts like that when they're in extreme distress.
June 28, 2025 at 4:34 AM
This isn't funny. Former Harris staffers only get haircuts like that when they're in extreme distress.
Nah that's more of a serial killer name.
June 28, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Nah that's more of a serial killer name.
You and I both know the answer to that question.
May 28, 2025 at 9:24 AM
You and I both know the answer to that question.