I know nothing about that game but it’s not their fault that they’ve won 9 awards

It’s game awards fault for turning into such an embarrassing show specially through recent years

Fish would NEVER say that

this is why we never take throne butt on Crystal

And finally, a huge shoutout to the players and fans who were waiting for us like it wasn't 10 years since launch. <3

Now go play the game, it's pretty fun: store.steampowered.com/app/242680/N...

Nuclear Throne update 100 is launching for free on Steam on December 5th, bringing you:
- C-skins for all 13 characters.
- Custom difficulty mode.
- Localization, 60+ fps support & many more quality of life features.

- @justinchan.bsky.social for the beautiful promo art you see here, featuring pretty much all of Nuclear Throne!
- and @yellowafterlife.bsky.social for all the programming wizardry, without him this update would not have existed.

- Yung Venuz returned thanks to @doseone.bsky.social!
- Shoutout to @jujuadams.com for Mac and Linux Builds!
- Localization was organized by @local-heroes.com, not an easy job to translate a game into 14 languages while having such limited space!

And all the friends who helped with LQA below:

this is actually terrifying
the things that this implies are so fucking scary

oh its the guy from fortnite

Blast it all to hell.