Kevin Turvey
@5wi11.bsky.social
Fish that I like: piranha, cod, whales... that's the fish, right, not the place. I mean, the area, not the plaice that's a fish. Er... oh, I've put meself off there.
Pinned
I wonder if there’s any oil or minerals worth stealing?
January 7, 2026 at 3:17 PM
I wonder if there’s any oil or minerals worth stealing?
Following today’s successful invasion…
March 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Following today’s successful invasion…
“No way I’m wealthy taxing.”
March 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
“No way I’m wealthy taxing.”
Apologies to all bulldogs out there…
March 27, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Apologies to all bulldogs out there…
I’m putting a band together. Their first single should be out in time for Christmas …….with good behaviour.
March 27, 2025 at 7:29 AM
I’m putting a band together. Their first single should be out in time for Christmas …….with good behaviour.
“I find your lack of faith disturbing.”
March 26, 2025 at 6:47 PM
“I find your lack of faith disturbing.”
Important crime prevention advice
March 25, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Important crime prevention advice
One is a slimy creature that lives in complete darkness. He resembles a humanoid, but he is hunched over and often uses all four limbs to get around. He worships his masters ring, but shouldn’t be trusted.
The other is Gollum.
The other is Gollum.
March 24, 2025 at 1:25 PM
One is a slimy creature that lives in complete darkness. He resembles a humanoid, but he is hunched over and often uses all four limbs to get around. He worships his masters ring, but shouldn’t be trusted.
The other is Gollum.
The other is Gollum.
Let’s see what this week brings…..
It's time to put on makeup
It's time to dress up right
It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight…..
It's time to put on makeup
It's time to dress up right
It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight…..
March 24, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Let’s see what this week brings…..
It's time to put on makeup
It's time to dress up right
It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight…..
It's time to put on makeup
It's time to dress up right
It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight…..
*BREAKING*
CCTV has been released from Heathrow electricity substation….
CCTV has been released from Heathrow electricity substation….
March 21, 2025 at 12:57 PM
*BREAKING*
CCTV has been released from Heathrow electricity substation….
CCTV has been released from Heathrow electricity substation….
Ordered my new convertible….. very excited.
March 21, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Ordered my new convertible….. very excited.
I’ve always had my suspicions!
March 20, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I’ve always had my suspicions!
If Ted Bundy was around today…..
“What a great guy, a real inspiration.”
“What a great guy, a real inspiration.”
March 18, 2025 at 12:40 PM
If Ted Bundy was around today…..
“What a great guy, a real inspiration.”
“What a great guy, a real inspiration.”
For no reason whatsoever, here is a dog floating in a swimming pool….
March 18, 2025 at 7:36 AM
For no reason whatsoever, here is a dog floating in a swimming pool….
Reposted by Kevin Turvey
“When the victory was won, he made the announcement himself”
Suetonius on Emperor Nero’s absurd participation in the Olympic Games.
Suetonius on Emperor Nero’s absurd participation in the Olympic Games.
March 17, 2025 at 7:07 PM
“When the victory was won, he made the announcement himself”
Suetonius on Emperor Nero’s absurd participation in the Olympic Games.
Suetonius on Emperor Nero’s absurd participation in the Olympic Games.
Happy pretending to be Irish day 😂
March 17, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Happy pretending to be Irish day 😂
I’d forgotten all about this!
Jeremy Irons never amounted to much 😂
Jeremy Irons never amounted to much 😂
March 16, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I’d forgotten all about this!
Jeremy Irons never amounted to much 😂
Jeremy Irons never amounted to much 😂