Vanoozy Suzoozoo
@666xfiles.bsky.social
The final boss of gay aunts/cousins at the party.
Just learned that the Lousiana Children's Museum has a mascot named Crab Louis. This shit goes so hard!
September 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Just learned that the Lousiana Children's Museum has a mascot named Crab Louis. This shit goes so hard!
Still in the survival horror game...
August 30, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Still in the survival horror game...
Every time I open my real life survival horror inventory. This picture of me is displayed on the bottom left-hand corner. Despite never changing, it provides context as to how im doing both physically and emotionally.
August 21, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Every time I open my real life survival horror inventory. This picture of me is displayed on the bottom left-hand corner. Despite never changing, it provides context as to how im doing both physically and emotionally.
They're doing what to my sons!?!
August 7, 2025 at 7:47 PM
They're doing what to my sons!?!
Reposted by Vanoozy Suzoozoo
Somebody must love Death Stranding.
July 22, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Somebody must love Death Stranding.
They literally will be out here lying to your goddamn face and smiling while they do it. Smh.
July 21, 2025 at 5:24 AM
They literally will be out here lying to your goddamn face and smiling while they do it. Smh.
A toddler sized motorcycle engine laying in a dollar store bed.
June 22, 2025 at 7:07 PM
A toddler sized motorcycle engine laying in a dollar store bed.
My compliments to the Matthew.
June 15, 2025 at 10:56 PM
My compliments to the Matthew.
Knew it! Saw it coming from a mile away. Dude loves his dang bird!
June 14, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Knew it! Saw it coming from a mile away. Dude loves his dang bird!
If my cat had thumbs, she'd make a good meatball
June 13, 2025 at 5:44 PM
If my cat had thumbs, she'd make a good meatball
Snail in my gotdang garden!!
June 13, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Snail in my gotdang garden!!
Sakura from Windbreakers could never best my boys Pete and Scott from the Buttercream gang... no shot.
June 4, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Sakura from Windbreakers could never best my boys Pete and Scott from the Buttercream gang... no shot.
"Pee pee poo poo cum hole"- in reference to the cloaca part of some bird species
May 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
"Pee pee poo poo cum hole"- in reference to the cloaca part of some bird species
Her: My mouth can do anything your hands can do but better
Me: *holding all of the jars i can't open* perfect.
Me: *holding all of the jars i can't open* perfect.
May 16, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Her: My mouth can do anything your hands can do but better
Me: *holding all of the jars i can't open* perfect.
Me: *holding all of the jars i can't open* perfect.
They're absolutely blasting city pop music in this Jersey Mike's.
May 7, 2025 at 10:45 PM
They're absolutely blasting city pop music in this Jersey Mike's.
My mom is following exactly 5 bands on Spotify. Journey, Def Leppard, The Darkness, STEEF, and Mowmowmow
May 2, 2025 at 6:12 AM
My mom is following exactly 5 bands on Spotify. Journey, Def Leppard, The Darkness, STEEF, and Mowmowmow
Everybody is out here looking for a third place to be.
Me? I'm at the 4th place, wondering, "Where is everybody?"
Me? I'm at the 4th place, wondering, "Where is everybody?"
April 25, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Everybody is out here looking for a third place to be.
Me? I'm at the 4th place, wondering, "Where is everybody?"
Me? I'm at the 4th place, wondering, "Where is everybody?"