Your voters are thirsty people wandering the desert. You gotta let us have a drop of water now and then, you never-ending "joy mirages."
Your voters are thirsty people wandering the desert. You gotta let us have a drop of water now and then, you never-ending "joy mirages."
No regrets!
No regrets!
North Hollywood, Ca!
North Hollywood, Ca!
Yes, Katie Porter is the most unapologetically progressive candidate for California governor (with a real chance of winning) in my lifetime.
Guess which one I care about more?
Yes, Katie Porter is the most unapologetically progressive candidate for California governor (with a real chance of winning) in my lifetime.
Guess which one I care about more?
Like real men! 🫡🇺🇸
Like real men! 🫡🇺🇸
1 Political assassinations are wrong.
2 Charlie Kirk was not a good guy.
3 Donald Trump is in the Epstein files.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
1 Political assassinations are wrong.
2 Charlie Kirk was not a good guy.
3 Donald Trump is in the Epstein files.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
...anyway...how bout those 49ers!
...anyway...how bout those 49ers!
Type of movie you watch to kill time when you're on a boring vacation and nothing else is going on. It's not bad. But its forgettable.
6/10 exploding ball pits.
Type of movie you watch to kill time when you're on a boring vacation and nothing else is going on. It's not bad. But its forgettable.
6/10 exploding ball pits.
And when it happens it will be the greatest moment of irony in the history of this country.
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And when it happens it will be the greatest moment of irony in the history of this country.
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To tell you more would be ruining the mystery. The less you know going in, the better.
8.75/10 thorn pricks.
To tell you more would be ruining the mystery. The less you know going in, the better.
8.75/10 thorn pricks.
JD Vance had sex with a couch.
JD Vance had sex with a couch.
"Berenstain" Bears?
Or "Trump is on the Epstein list" Bears?
"Berenstain" Bears?
Or "Trump is on the Epstein list" Bears?
ME: Cool. Then why are you dismantling the Department of Education, taking school lunches away from poor kids and getting rid of child labor laws?
MAGA: When I said "any cost" what I meant was…
ME: Cool. Then why are you dismantling the Department of Education, taking school lunches away from poor kids and getting rid of child labor laws?
MAGA: When I said "any cost" what I meant was…
I knew conservatives had dehumanized liberals to an extent, but holy “artificial intelligence,” Elon?!
I knew conservatives had dehumanized liberals to an extent, but holy “artificial intelligence,” Elon?!
I wouldn’t call it a great movie, but I was never bored and would definitely be up for a sequel.
8 out of 10 Wheaties boxes with the little kiddie toys.
I wouldn’t call it a great movie, but I was never bored and would definitely be up for a sequel.
8 out of 10 Wheaties boxes with the little kiddie toys.
Would be surprised if it doesn’t end up as one of my top 10 films of the year.
Would be surprised if it doesn’t end up as one of my top 10 films of the year.
“I was born into a fascist regime and it sure looks like I’m gonna die under one.
Wake up, sleepy heads!
“I was born into a fascist regime and it sure looks like I’m gonna die under one.
Wake up, sleepy heads!
That’s what life feels like right now.
That’s what life feels like right now.
It was never about the price of eggs!
It was never about the price of eggs!