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These weird little ads always get me. Like I bet the answer isn't even related to drizzling honey on cashews. I bet it's "eating paint chips" or something
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
These weird little ads always get me. Like I bet the answer isn't even related to drizzling honey on cashews. I bet it's "eating paint chips" or something
That's crazy bc no we absolutely don't have to vote for her, and I won't
She lost. Run someone else or keep losing. Jesus fucking Christ
She lost. Run someone else or keep losing. Jesus fucking Christ
December 1, 2025 at 11:45 PM
That's crazy bc no we absolutely don't have to vote for her, and I won't
She lost. Run someone else or keep losing. Jesus fucking Christ
She lost. Run someone else or keep losing. Jesus fucking Christ
This guy thinks autism and "the r-word" are the same condition, and also seems like he sucks shit at parties
Someone joked about their Domino's bread bites being lined up & insinuated the employee was autistic (aka a joke) and this person was like "oh so you're calling them the r word?"
Someone joked about their Domino's bread bites being lined up & insinuated the employee was autistic (aka a joke) and this person was like "oh so you're calling them the r word?"
December 1, 2025 at 7:00 AM
This guy thinks autism and "the r-word" are the same condition, and also seems like he sucks shit at parties
Someone joked about their Domino's bread bites being lined up & insinuated the employee was autistic (aka a joke) and this person was like "oh so you're calling them the r word?"
Someone joked about their Domino's bread bites being lined up & insinuated the employee was autistic (aka a joke) and this person was like "oh so you're calling them the r word?"
I don't usually go straight for the looks but Bovino is one of the physically ugliest men I've ever seen
December 1, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I don't usually go straight for the looks but Bovino is one of the physically ugliest men I've ever seen
Currently eating mini quesadillas made with leftover dark meat turkey & drinking red wine. Holy shit this is the life. Why didn't I start hosting sooner? We have like 5lbs of leftover turkey, a bunch of crescent rolls, real croissants, charc, mac & cheese, and wine. Oh & an entire French silk pie.
December 1, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Currently eating mini quesadillas made with leftover dark meat turkey & drinking red wine. Holy shit this is the life. Why didn't I start hosting sooner? We have like 5lbs of leftover turkey, a bunch of crescent rolls, real croissants, charc, mac & cheese, and wine. Oh & an entire French silk pie.
My cat saw the hawk lol
November 29, 2025 at 9:36 PM
My cat saw the hawk lol
Oh wow this crazy ass Hawk visited us and stared me down and flew away
November 29, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Oh wow this crazy ass Hawk visited us and stared me down and flew away
Yeah you should make one too they're awesome haha
November 29, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Yeah you should make one too they're awesome haha
I did it. I'll let you know!
November 29, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I did it. I'll let you know!
Instagram doesn't like my writing style when I drunk post
November 29, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Instagram doesn't like my writing style when I drunk post
So this is getting to be a problem
November 29, 2025 at 8:33 PM
So this is getting to be a problem
They kept trying to get out but they do not seem to like the snow
November 29, 2025 at 7:58 PM
They kept trying to get out but they do not seem to like the snow
Poor lil guy! It's only his second winter and he seems to have forgotten about snow
November 29, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Poor lil guy! It's only his second winter and he seems to have forgotten about snow
4 verbal prompts and he can show me that he wants treats (they're in that cabinet)!
November 27, 2025 at 1:11 AM
4 verbal prompts and he can show me that he wants treats (they're in that cabinet)!
Ahh I can't figure this out right now
November 26, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Ahh I can't figure this out right now
I have to go through this dusty old china to see which we want to use on Thursday - luckily I have feline attendants to assist
November 25, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I have to go through this dusty old china to see which we want to use on Thursday - luckily I have feline attendants to assist
Trump used to be a NY Democrat, you dumb shits, why are you crashing out because he likes the new mayor? Because he likes him so much he dresses like him? Because he likes him so much he's gonna turn into him? Because you know he's a turncoat lunatic & you put all your eggs in one dumbfuck basket?
November 25, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Trump used to be a NY Democrat, you dumb shits, why are you crashing out because he likes the new mayor? Because he likes him so much he dresses like him? Because he likes him so much he's gonna turn into him? Because you know he's a turncoat lunatic & you put all your eggs in one dumbfuck basket?
Ok he's been reliably coming to eat 3-4 times a day. He's always around on the security cameras; I don't think he's someone's pet. We want to bring him inside to live. but we have 3 cats. How is best to approach this? Catch him & bring him to the vet before bringing him inside? Quarantine then vet?
November 23, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Ok he's been reliably coming to eat 3-4 times a day. He's always around on the security cameras; I don't think he's someone's pet. We want to bring him inside to live. but we have 3 cats. How is best to approach this? Catch him & bring him to the vet before bringing him inside? Quarantine then vet?
What the hell is going on
November 22, 2025 at 8:43 PM
What the hell is going on
Orange Cat is back! I'm hoping he lets us bring him inside before it gets too cold. We've been feeding him more regularly over the last month (used to be a random bowl every now & then bc he didn't come around as often). If he comes in, we'll be off to the vet and hopefully have a new little buddy!
November 22, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Orange Cat is back! I'm hoping he lets us bring him inside before it gets too cold. We've been feeding him more regularly over the last month (used to be a random bowl every now & then bc he didn't come around as often). If he comes in, we'll be off to the vet and hopefully have a new little buddy!
Also glad you like the color red, comrade, so does your dork-ass piece of shit president
November 22, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Also glad you like the color red, comrade, so does your dork-ass piece of shit president