Why isn’t there a word for the piss version of a shart?
June 21, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Why isn’t there a word for the piss version of a shart?
Anyone else kinda hoping that…you know…Canada comes and saves us soon?
February 16, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Anyone else kinda hoping that…you know…Canada comes and saves us soon?
At my ripe old age, I finally found the time to get some help for my raging ADHD that has progressively gotten worse as I’ve gotten older.
February 14, 2025 at 5:41 AM
At my ripe old age, I finally found the time to get some help for my raging ADHD that has progressively gotten worse as I’ve gotten older.
Every time I air fry something it was always better last time.
February 5, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Every time I air fry something it was always better last time.
My very day drunk wife just informed me that she calls her dick Gold and her balls Frankenstein and Myrrh.
December 28, 2024 at 9:39 PM
My very day drunk wife just informed me that she calls her dick Gold and her balls Frankenstein and Myrrh.
They should make a new Christmas movie about a woman from the big city moving to a small town and falling in love with the guy from a hardware store…oh, they have??
December 17, 2024 at 11:34 PM
They should make a new Christmas movie about a woman from the big city moving to a small town and falling in love with the guy from a hardware store…oh, they have??
The worst part of Robocop 2, Robocop 3, and the remake was nobody got shot in the dick.
December 17, 2024 at 11:31 PM
The worst part of Robocop 2, Robocop 3, and the remake was nobody got shot in the dick.
#norfolkva #ghent are there a thing here
December 13, 2024 at 8:28 PM
#norfolkva #ghent are there a thing here
What song should I play my wife to make her leave?
December 13, 2024 at 8:27 PM
What song should I play my wife to make her leave?
It’s 9am and I’m ready for a beer
December 9, 2024 at 2:16 PM
It’s 9am and I’m ready for a beer
It’s remarkable how my wife only wants to talk while we’re in this waiting room is when I take my phone out of my pocket.
December 9, 2024 at 1:58 PM
It’s remarkable how my wife only wants to talk while we’re in this waiting room is when I take my phone out of my pocket.
Anyone want to share some free meat?
November 21, 2024 at 11:22 PM
Anyone want to share some free meat?
My wife is mad cuz I shit my pants to establish dominance
November 18, 2024 at 11:46 PM
My wife is mad cuz I shit my pants to establish dominance