Jon "Don't Follow Me" Doughe 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 💙
banner
76percenthuman.bsky.social
Jon "Don't Follow Me" Doughe 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 💙
@76percenthuman.bsky.social
Just here hoping to be informed and/or entertained.
I don't post or even reply very often, usually just 'like'
PLEASE. DON'T. FOLLOW. ME.
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE IT CLEARER
Seriously, I have anxiety issues.
Please, Do. Not. Follow. Me.
You WILL be blocked
Sunless Sea
January 16, 2026 at 11:52 AM
I'm getting to old for this shiitake
January 7, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Stolen Valour.
The only medal he's earned is The Order of Lenin.
January 3, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Tempting, but no.
I prefer eating chicken nuggets while reeling off pithy Jeff Goldblum quotes 👍😜

(PLEASE unfollow me, you seem nice and I'd hate to have to block you, it's explained in my profile, sorry)
January 3, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Sorry, if you want a bacon sandwich you've got to kill the pig.
Nature red in tooth and claw.
And, for the record, I don't eat meat for every meal and do enjoy a vegetarian substitiute from time to time. But, given the choice, I'll always choose meat over tofu/tvp etc
January 3, 2026 at 2:49 AM
OK, no offence, so you think he's on Medicare B, and voluntarily asked for a cognitive test? or do you think his doctor "sees signs of cognitive impairment?" (given how many times he's taken them, even if he's 'aced' them)
Curious how anyone sees this.
January 2, 2026 at 10:44 PM
RAW?!?
Who in their right mind, or even wrong mind of someone they hated, would even entertain the concept of frickin' RAW BROCOLI?!??
It MURDERS a stir fry, it is the anti-green in green vegetables.
I fear I must reject your marriage proposal, thank you and goodnight. 😜
January 2, 2026 at 10:32 PM
I don't care if there is a 'bone sticking in my face', I eat meat and I'm fine with it.
Unless EVERY SINGLE PERSON is 100% vegetarian in your food chain, from ground to plate, you are eating meat, however indirectly.
Why does EVERY vegetarian product try to replicate/taste like MEAT? Hmmm?
January 2, 2026 at 10:20 PM
TO BE CLEAR - Absolutely NOBODY "does this because it helps them distance it more from being a living creature"
If you don't know a chicken is a living creature, you are dumber than an actual chicken, and deserve to be eaten 😜
January 2, 2026 at 9:26 PM
My mistake, thought that was just for Medicare B and cost extra and was voluntary...
January 2, 2026 at 9:08 PM
I refute your statement thusly, brocoli is aweful, putrid and foul and would wager it is the source of the "not good things" of your guts 😜
January 2, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Broccoli for a little fun.
Broccoli...for a little...fun?
Broccoli??? for a little fun???
Either you've never had broccoli, or you've never had fun. 😜
January 2, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Audiouroboros (so obsessive/boring they disappear up their own...) 😜
January 2, 2026 at 6:49 PM
...and they don't GIVE you a cognitive test unless they think you could fail it.
January 2, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Alert cancelled, he's white.
December 24, 2025 at 1:37 AM
and EVERY. SINGLE. DEMOCRAT. wants THEM held accountable TOO.
December 23, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Alien: Take me to your leader.

Americans: OK, but if you're under 18 he WILL try to fuck you.
December 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Dotty is adorable.
I would die for Dotty.
No questions.
December 13, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Well if THAT'S true, why were those other 'narcoterrorists' rescued and sent home?
December 1, 2025 at 8:35 PM