Is there anything more satisfying than catching that fleeting moment when the blinkers of two vehicles match up?

Also from Phoenix:

Yesterday I jumpscared a cafe barista by picking up a bottle of strawberry Jarritos and asking with the straightest face possible "It's pronounced 'jar-ee-toes,' right?"

And I got to watch the 5 stages of grief flicker through their face before I told them I was joking and paid

Me, just trying to eat my burrito at the Phoenix airport

So like do influencer fish keeper people just continuously rescape their tanks every x number of months and that’s how they keep them looking so nice?? Because sometimes that’s the impression I get.

I think I’m decently strong for my stature but then I watch a roofer hoist an entire sheet of plywood from the side of the house up to the roof and it’s like goddamn
(osha do not interact)

I spilled a mini sauce container of red pepper flakes in the pocket of my work pants earlier this week and keep forgetting about it by the time I’m home, so now I keep getting pepper flakes stuck in my phone case lol

I’m still not over how the phrasing of the gender EO title signed yesterday is EXACTLY how terfs phrase it and then terfs wonder why they get called fucking tyrannical.

Trump White House's first trans executive order is out. I'll be reading over it here and going through line by line to help you make sense of it.

You can find it here:

www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

I know I'm getting older because public radio makes me tear up on a semi-regular basis

I fret a lot about my abilities to be a good fish owner but then I go to my LFS and it’s like getting a confidence shot in the arm on how much care and research I put into my tanks compared to other people lol

The biggest disappointment about having fish is that snails do not, in fact, leave behind a super clean path through the algae. It’s all lies. All of it.

I love when people ride my ass when I’m in a work truck bc 1) most of our trucks are older than me and two steps away from salvage anyway, and 2) my longing for a death wish is never 0, so this is NOT a game of chicken you want to play with me

Don’t get me wrong I love what I do but goddamn there are times that I just truly miss restaurant work

There’s a fill-in DJ for the radio station I like for when the regular hosts are out of town and you can tell he’s the backup bc he’s not great at the timing between making comments and the song vocals starting and I genuinely love that about him

In between lessons today Duolingo advertised “Get your own Duo plushie!” and goddammit Capitalism you’re right I do want one

Anyway we’re at that time of year where I start talking about Christmas music again and

The TikTok girlies are right. The Bleacher’s new release is indeed. a fucjing standout of a Christmas song. Goddamn.

Man I had so many tweets that made me laugh (at my own tweets) goddamn you elon for making me despise going on twitter anymore

Went to grab a client’s watering can and there was a small bird that had drowned in about 2” of water in it. Trying real fucking hard to not see it as a symbol right now.

Okay maybe we’ll try this again and actually stick with it. Good time as any to show off new hair ✨