802’s Beertender
@802beertender.bsky.social
10th Gen Vermonter. Now WITH EXTRA FINGERS! Because fuck you, that’s why.
Just take my money
October 17, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Just take my money
We should be so happy
September 22, 2025 at 1:47 AM
We should be so happy
Left: “Trump loudly boo’d at the U.S. Open!!”
Right: “Trump loudly cheered at the U.S. Open!!”
Center: “Why are you watching tennis? Ten football games are on!”
Right: “Trump loudly cheered at the U.S. Open!!”
Center: “Why are you watching tennis? Ten football games are on!”
September 7, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Left: “Trump loudly boo’d at the U.S. Open!!”
Right: “Trump loudly cheered at the U.S. Open!!”
Center: “Why are you watching tennis? Ten football games are on!”
Right: “Trump loudly cheered at the U.S. Open!!”
Center: “Why are you watching tennis? Ten football games are on!”
“You can’t imagine what happens next!” “He fixed the cable?”
August 20, 2025 at 2:58 AM
“You can’t imagine what happens next!” “He fixed the cable?”
Here we are again @btvjim.bsky.social
August 18, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Here we are again @btvjim.bsky.social
August 11, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Four Corners Deli is for sale. Does that include the artwork? @btvjim.bsky.social want to partner with me?
August 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Four Corners Deli is for sale. Does that include the artwork? @btvjim.bsky.social want to partner with me?
If you put pineapple on pizza, you can’t say no to receiving anal. It’s the same thing.
August 3, 2025 at 2:13 AM
If you put pineapple on pizza, you can’t say no to receiving anal. It’s the same thing.
July 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
[on a date]
her: I think you’re being a little pedantic
me: didactic
her: what?
me: you think I’m being a little didactic
her: I think you’re being a little pedantic
me: didactic
her: what?
me: you think I’m being a little didactic
May 20, 2025 at 1:16 AM
[on a date]
her: I think you’re being a little pedantic
me: didactic
her: what?
me: you think I’m being a little didactic
her: I think you’re being a little pedantic
me: didactic
her: what?
me: you think I’m being a little didactic
Every time the Dems lose their base, they wind up Bernie Sanders, trot him all over the country, then stab him in the back. With a couple of points on the back end, just to make it fair.
May 10, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Every time the Dems lose their base, they wind up Bernie Sanders, trot him all over the country, then stab him in the back. With a couple of points on the back end, just to make it fair.
Why do the Brits always cut a sandwich vertically? That’s daft!
April 26, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Why do the Brits always cut a sandwich vertically? That’s daft!
It’s the annual @radiofreetom.bsky.social lamb recipe, is it furry enough?
April 19, 2025 at 10:24 PM
It’s the annual @radiofreetom.bsky.social lamb recipe, is it furry enough?
Is it 20 years ago?
April 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Is it 20 years ago?
I love Four Corners. You can get chubbed up looking at the artwork while you wait for your sandwich.
March 13, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I love Four Corners. You can get chubbed up looking at the artwork while you wait for your sandwich.
I’m giving up sobriety for lent
March 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I’m giving up sobriety for lent
This place is about to pop off during SOTU. I’m getting my popcorn
March 5, 2025 at 1:51 AM
This place is about to pop off during SOTU. I’m getting my popcorn
Jasper Hill Old Fashioned
February 21, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Jasper Hill Old Fashioned
Wind has clearly been affected by climate change. In the 90s the wind was so strong we had to wear windbreakers everyday, and now you rarely see them.
February 5, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Wind has clearly been affected by climate change. In the 90s the wind was so strong we had to wear windbreakers everyday, and now you rarely see them.
Americans: I use miles and pounds
Europeans: I use kilometres and kilograms
Canadians: I'm 5'8, I weigh 150lbs, horses weigh 1000kgs, my house is an hour away and I drive 80 km/h to get there, I need a cup of flour and 1L of milk
Europeans: I use kilometres and kilograms
Canadians: I'm 5'8, I weigh 150lbs, horses weigh 1000kgs, my house is an hour away and I drive 80 km/h to get there, I need a cup of flour and 1L of milk
January 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Americans: I use miles and pounds
Europeans: I use kilometres and kilograms
Canadians: I'm 5'8, I weigh 150lbs, horses weigh 1000kgs, my house is an hour away and I drive 80 km/h to get there, I need a cup of flour and 1L of milk
Europeans: I use kilometres and kilograms
Canadians: I'm 5'8, I weigh 150lbs, horses weigh 1000kgs, my house is an hour away and I drive 80 km/h to get there, I need a cup of flour and 1L of milk
