raleigh
@8eetlejewels.bsky.social
Despite mounting evidence to the contrary, my faith in humanity persists.
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New Ralph “Lah-Ren” collection just dropped that’s an irl cult that proselytises Christmas decor on TikTok; all inhabitants of gray houses are damned to suffering eternal. 👼
May only dark green true spruce garland and boxed matching ribbon presents find you this holiday. 🔔🎄
May only dark green true spruce garland and boxed matching ribbon presents find you this holiday. 🔔🎄
December 4, 2025 at 1:45 AM
New Ralph “Lah-Ren” collection just dropped that’s an irl cult that proselytises Christmas decor on TikTok; all inhabitants of gray houses are damned to suffering eternal. 👼
May only dark green true spruce garland and boxed matching ribbon presents find you this holiday. 🔔🎄
May only dark green true spruce garland and boxed matching ribbon presents find you this holiday. 🔔🎄
Anytime I think of the kind of person who supports this admin’s policies while also believing “hell” exists
November 5, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Anytime I think of the kind of person who supports this admin’s policies while also believing “hell” exists
They are treating his insomnia with tryptophan.
November 4, 2025 at 8:26 PM
They are treating his insomnia with tryptophan.
This scratches an itch I didn’t know I had
November 4, 2025 at 8:19 PM
This scratches an itch I didn’t know I had
Watching this short about a guy struggling with insomnia sitting on the toilet contemplating his life and realizing I want to become the glamour shots editor of scenes that hit too hard
November 4, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Watching this short about a guy struggling with insomnia sitting on the toilet contemplating his life and realizing I want to become the glamour shots editor of scenes that hit too hard
Yeah, I’m doing this next year. #CurseOfCrom
November 1, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Yeah, I’m doing this next year. #CurseOfCrom
Almost 2 am and I’m up wondering…how did I miss this
October 29, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Almost 2 am and I’m up wondering…how did I miss this
What’s up with this? My comments completely disappear upon post.
October 23, 2025 at 5:27 AM
What’s up with this? My comments completely disappear upon post.
Inside me there are two wolves.
October 20, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Inside me there are two wolves.
Messages that normally would be ominous if I didn’t drag everyone I know to tour local cemeteries.
October 17, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Messages that normally would be ominous if I didn’t drag everyone I know to tour local cemeteries.
Behold - the light beer of whiskeys.
Why is the room spinnbibingngn
Why is the room spinnbibingngn
October 11, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Behold - the light beer of whiskeys.
Why is the room spinnbibingngn
Why is the room spinnbibingngn
me: “ahhh finally time to sleeeeeep”
brain: “what if Kate Bush directed Prince of Darkness…”
😳
brain: “what if Kate Bush directed Prince of Darkness…”
😳
August 19, 2025 at 12:14 AM
me: “ahhh finally time to sleeeeeep”
brain: “what if Kate Bush directed Prince of Darkness…”
😳
brain: “what if Kate Bush directed Prince of Darkness…”
😳
I think I’ve found what I’m looking for.
She doesn’t have to know.
She doesn’t have to know.
May 8, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I think I’ve found what I’m looking for.
She doesn’t have to know.
She doesn’t have to know.
jfc
it reads like parody, but no, this is *still* the fucking madhouse we live in
it reads like parody, but no, this is *still* the fucking madhouse we live in
April 19, 2025 at 11:58 PM
jfc
it reads like parody, but no, this is *still* the fucking madhouse we live in
it reads like parody, but no, this is *still* the fucking madhouse we live in
*laughs maniacally*
April 19, 2025 at 11:53 PM
*laughs maniacally*
Smith Island cake, we finally meet…
March 7, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Smith Island cake, we finally meet…
Just stumbled upon REAL BOOKS
Tell me why I was served this instead of the real book I searched for
Tell me why I was served this instead of the real book I searched for
February 22, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Just stumbled upon REAL BOOKS
Tell me why I was served this instead of the real book I searched for
Tell me why I was served this instead of the real book I searched for
Honestly, Galentine’s Day > Valentine’s Day.
February 15, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Honestly, Galentine’s Day > Valentine’s Day.
The excitement AND overwhelm of it all…
January 9, 2025 at 3:00 PM
The excitement AND overwhelm of it all…
Going through my photo album and came across the most suggestive ad campaign from October 2014.
January 6, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Going through my photo album and came across the most suggestive ad campaign from October 2014.
Went to a fancy downtown bakery today…
I mean, they packaged it with a doily… 😭
I mean, they packaged it with a doily… 😭
December 28, 2024 at 1:24 AM
Went to a fancy downtown bakery today…
I mean, they packaged it with a doily… 😭
I mean, they packaged it with a doily… 😭
