8elbows
@8elbows.bsky.social
My names Simon and I'm a dad of twins and I make Animated YouTube videos at YouTube.com/@8elbows I also love puns and dad jokes!
What did the slightly scared Scottish cat say? "I’ve got the wee scares!"
March 12, 2025 at 7:27 AM
What did the slightly scared Scottish cat say? "I’ve got the wee scares!"
Which cat is most like a URL? Lynx.
March 11, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Which cat is most like a URL? Lynx.
What's the most disorganized cat online? A Tabby cat.
March 11, 2025 at 7:27 AM
What's the most disorganized cat online? A Tabby cat.
What big cat likes heavy metal? A Fe-lion. ... ah the iron-y
March 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
What big cat likes heavy metal? A Fe-lion. ... ah the iron-y
Why are cats good at making fluffy egg whites? They have whiskers.
March 10, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Why are cats good at making fluffy egg whites? They have whiskers.
What do you say when you’re in a crowd and dislike the professional marshy area on stage?
I boo Pro Fen
I boo Pro Fen
March 9, 2025 at 11:34 PM
What do you say when you’re in a crowd and dislike the professional marshy area on stage?
I boo Pro Fen
I boo Pro Fen
What medicine describes a colonoscopy?
ASS PEER IN
ASS PEER IN
March 9, 2025 at 7:27 AM
What medicine describes a colonoscopy?
ASS PEER IN
ASS PEER IN
tried to search for the definition of the word vomit on the internet…
But nothing came up!
But nothing came up!
March 8, 2025 at 11:34 PM
tried to search for the definition of the word vomit on the internet…
But nothing came up!
But nothing came up!
What kind of automobile does a cow never own?
A Cattle Lack!
A Cattle Lack!
March 8, 2025 at 7:27 AM
What kind of automobile does a cow never own?
A Cattle Lack!
A Cattle Lack!
What do pigs and fermented grapes have in common?
S'wine!
S'wine!
March 4, 2025 at 7:27 AM
What do pigs and fermented grapes have in common?
S'wine!
S'wine!
It's strange the word "early" has nothing to do with ears!
March 3, 2025 at 11:34 PM
It's strange the word "early" has nothing to do with ears!
We have Daddy Long legs, but do we have Mummy Short Arms?
March 3, 2025 at 7:27 AM
We have Daddy Long legs, but do we have Mummy Short Arms?
What is a panda's favourite cooking implement?
A Pan ... Duh!
- Phe Streatfeild 2025
A Pan ... Duh!
- Phe Streatfeild 2025
March 2, 2025 at 11:34 PM
What is a panda's favourite cooking implement?
A Pan ... Duh!
- Phe Streatfeild 2025
A Pan ... Duh!
- Phe Streatfeild 2025
Where do fish learn stuff?
In schools!
In schools!
March 2, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Where do fish learn stuff?
In schools!
In schools!
Define: Coherent
Listening to tiny black insects with a friend.
Listening to tiny black insects with a friend.
March 1, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Define: Coherent
Listening to tiny black insects with a friend.
Listening to tiny black insects with a friend.
If you think about it we are just a bunch of monkeys living on a giant crusty lava filled space cake pop spinning through the infinite void around a huge angry ferrero rocher!
March 1, 2025 at 7:27 AM
If you think about it we are just a bunch of monkeys living on a giant crusty lava filled space cake pop spinning through the infinite void around a huge angry ferrero rocher!
Define: Lamenting
Being very sad that there aren't any more sponge cake cubes covered in chocolate and coconut.
Being very sad that there aren't any more sponge cake cubes covered in chocolate and coconut.
February 28, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Define: Lamenting
Being very sad that there aren't any more sponge cake cubes covered in chocolate and coconut.
Being very sad that there aren't any more sponge cake cubes covered in chocolate and coconut.
What does a polite bear say when it first started to eat you?
Nice to Meat chew!
Nice to Meat chew!
February 28, 2025 at 7:27 AM
What does a polite bear say when it first started to eat you?
Nice to Meat chew!
Nice to Meat chew!
I turned 40 today.
Four T.
TT TT
Now I have two TTs!
Four T.
TT TT
Now I have two TTs!
February 27, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I turned 40 today.
Four T.
TT TT
Now I have two TTs!
Four T.
TT TT
Now I have two TTs!
What's the best way to nail cured meats?
With a hammer!
With a hammer!
February 27, 2025 at 7:27 AM
What's the best way to nail cured meats?
With a hammer!
With a hammer!
Why is driving next to a campsite never in the future?
Because it's passed tents.
Because it's passed tents.
February 26, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Why is driving next to a campsite never in the future?
Because it's passed tents.
Because it's passed tents.
Why are all awkward situations in the past?
Because they're past tense.
Because they're past tense.
February 26, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Why are all awkward situations in the past?
Because they're past tense.
Because they're past tense.
How does a chicken carry around its stuff?
In it's Bak-peck!
In it's Bak-peck!
February 25, 2025 at 11:34 PM
How does a chicken carry around its stuff?
In it's Bak-peck!
In it's Bak-peck!
Define: "Stable"
- A place to secure horses.
- An instruction for your male Bovine
- Hold off on that Boolean operation
- A tiny little stab.
- A place to secure horses.
- An instruction for your male Bovine
- Hold off on that Boolean operation
- A tiny little stab.
February 25, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Define: "Stable"
- A place to secure horses.
- An instruction for your male Bovine
- Hold off on that Boolean operation
- A tiny little stab.
- A place to secure horses.
- An instruction for your male Bovine
- Hold off on that Boolean operation
- A tiny little stab.
Define: "cynical"
Yelling out something naughty
Yelling out something naughty
February 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Define: "cynical"
Yelling out something naughty
Yelling out something naughty