Ize 🦜
8ird.bsky.social
Ize 🦜
@8ird.bsky.social
Give a man a dougie he dougies for a day but teach him how to dougie he dougies for life

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Whoever said grief hits you on a random sunny day wasn’t lying
July 11, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Reposted by Ize 🦜
2020.11
February 24, 2024 at 6:53 PM
I hold grudges like crazy so I’m making a vow to double my case load (which we hit 10,000 cases last year) just to make the paralegals life hell
January 4, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Gods making me work the counter bc I junk journal on the states time too much
January 2, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I hope I get supoenad I can just walk down the hall and piss off the cops knowing I’m in the system just like them 🥱
December 24, 2024 at 3:17 AM
Update to the previous text I do think it is a larger traffic incident and I think we cussing the lady out is on body cam footage 😔
December 24, 2024 at 3:16 AM
Tow truck company: we heard you call that lady a bitch

Me:
December 21, 2024 at 7:41 PM
My new cubicle has a window we are so fucking back AND HOPEFULLY NO SEASONAL DEPRESSION THIS TIME
November 17, 2024 at 3:21 AM
I had today from some cafe in dc but it wasn’t yummy but it did make me emotional at the stationary store so ehh???
November 5, 2024 at 8:40 PM
Best local coffee so far:
Zekes bc I got fresh beans and theyre good
Ceremony roasters got damn their iced oat milk latte made me wanna cry on my commute heading back home
November 5, 2024 at 8:39 PM
Since I’m more anon on this site I’m about to start a compilation of the crazy names that show up on caller ID at the courts
October 22, 2024 at 2:25 AM