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Glaxton T. GuitarWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 15m

It is he

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Glaxton T. GuitarWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 1h

I yield the gavel to the ranking dependent. Long may he reign.

a man is sitting on a throne wearing a crown and a white jacket .

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Glaxton T. GuitarWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 1h

This is exactly it.

Got big on Twitter and it got him a job. People like a thing, now he has to keep doing that thing to the extreme. The second he stops or can’t be any more extreme they’ll stop caring and he will literally collapse under the weight of the void and die.

Happens all the time.

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Glaxton T. GuitarWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 2h

Oh they’d just shriek.

a man in a trench coat and tie is standing in front of a building .

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Glaxton T. GuitarWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 2h

Detached from reality: PhDs looking for a job walking up to a company at a trade show and grilling dudes about their programs/offices and starting the convo with, “I’m looking to lead a research only office for neural post quantum computing to define a turnip”

Reality: “…your shoes don’t match.”

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Glaxton T. GuitarWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 2h

👀

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Glaxton T. GuitarWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 11h

The message is clear: They can do whatever they want with no repercussions, and they want you to know it.

Kurt @flglchicago.bsky.social · 15h

Here’s video of the incident

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Glaxton T. GuitarWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 13h

I didn’t come up with it. A homie much funnier than I did.

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Glaxton T. GuitarWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 13h

a man in a hood says " goooooo " in front of him

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Glaxton T. GuitarWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 13h

SFOD-Diabetes checking in.

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Glaxton T. GuitarWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 13h

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Glaxton T. GuitarWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 13h

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Glaxton T. GuitarWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 15h

Give it a few weeks. They’ll be in multicam black.

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Glaxton T. GuitarWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 15h

Jesus after getting her prayer and then seeing what it was about:

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Glaxton T. GuitarWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 15h

Poser ass Captain.

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Glaxton T. GuitarWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 15h

An aviator being forced to watch a fucking PAO getting promoted. Awful.

She literally lands things on aircraft carriers.

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Glaxton T. GuitarWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 15h

Hey @jimmyperezshetland.bsky.social what in the heehaw fuck is going on out there…

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Glaxton T. GuitarWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 15h

He’s losing it. We’ve all seen this multiple times.

Mediocre career, gets big on Twitter, goes on a retribution rant, things get real weird real quick…

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Glaxton T. GuitarWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 15h

His forthcoming descent into madness brings me great joy.

“…I’ll show them,” he sobs into a cup of ramen on his couch while wearing a camo paint in what can only be described as a scene that eerily harkens to Anna Nichole Smith’s cake and clown paint incident.

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Glaxton T. GuitarWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 15h

No that’s literally Texas. That’s what they look like.

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Glaxton T. GuitarWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 16h

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Glaxton T. GuitarWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 16h

Of course they were.

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Glaxton T. GuitarWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 19h

Miller.

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Glaxton T. GuitarWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 19h

They are the joke.

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Glaxton T. GuitarWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 19h

Look how fat and stupid they are!

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