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At Tahoe Forest Baths in Stateline, NV getting a cedar enzyme “bath”
We are getting ready to get buried in a céder enzyme “bath” buried in a céder enzyme “bath” buried in a céder enzyme “bath” buried in a céder enzyme “bath”
November 9, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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Can't wait for her thoughts on Album No. 1
the album cover for Tor & Sufjan Stevens' ILLINOIZE remix tape
October 4, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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youtu.be/gZx1vPZFM-k?...
October 3, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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A movie still of Sio Bibble from the film “The Phantom Menace”
October 3, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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This is my Mom Kathy eating lunch with her friends at the Senior Living Community where she lives. She’s the one in blue laughing. She lights up this whole place. She makes everyone she meets feel seen and appreciated. I’m very lucky to be her son.
A photo of seniors sitting at a round table in a communal dining room eating lunch and laughing
October 3, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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🚨CRAZY ASS WHITE BOY ALERT🚨
A photo of a middle school basketball team full of white boys posing beneath a basket in 1990
October 3, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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As the Governor of Montevideo in Bernstein’s “Candide” As Gabriel Eisenstein in a velvet smoking jacket and hat in Johann Strauss’ “Die Fledermaus” As Chevalier Des Grieux in a blue velvet jacket and waistcoat in Massenet’s “Manon” As Mario Cavaradossi in Puccini’s “Tosca”
October 2, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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As a gold miner in Puccini’s “La Fanciulla del West” As Fernando in an outlandish Albanian harem costume in Mozart’s “Cosi Fan Tutte” As a soldier in a military uniform in Wagner’s “Lohengrin” As a carnival reveler in masquerade costume in Boito’s “Mefistofele”
October 2, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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As Rodolfo in a production of La Boheme As Macduff in a production of Verdi’s “Macbeth” As Tybalt in a black leather doublet in a production of Gounod’s “Romeo et Juliette” As Lord Lechery in a gold lamé suit and gold tooth in a production of Vaughan Williams’ “The Pilgrim’s Progress”
October 2, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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Here’s some of my favorite costumes I’ve worn on stage
Me as King Gustav III wearing a green robe in a production of Verdi’s “Un Ballo Maschera” Me as King Gustav III wearing a red velvet coat and matching doublet in a production of Verdi’s “Un Ballo Maschera” Me as Judge Danforth wearing a red judge’s robe in a production of Ward’s “The Crucible” Me as Don Ottavio in a midnight blue velvet cloak and doublet in a production of “Don Giovanni”
October 2, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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a postcard from the early 1970s featuring an aerial view of the Lexington Reservoir and I CA Highway 17 with "Los Gatos, California" in yellow cursive script in the upper right hand corner
October 1, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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a paper taped to a wall that reads "Do you want to learn music theory" with a drawing of a man in a hat playing a bass with a skull on his t-shirt with little pull tabs at the bottom of the sheet that read "NO THANKS"
October 1, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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click through for a giggle
A title card from a Gloria Swanson silent movie with the text, "Reverend Mother -- what would you have done -- ?" "-- if your pants had fallen down?"
September 30, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Post you from a different era
Me sitting on a couch while ironically wearing an American flag bandana on my head with my buddy Rob who’s drinking a beer and my girlfriend Vicci in 1999
September 30, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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There is a usurper in my bed. USURPER!
Our orange tabby cat Benji is grooming himself on my place in our bed.
September 30, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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Found this photo and my mom had written on the back, “The Morning After Prom: Dec. 8 1991”
A photo of a teenage boy with a flat top under the covers of his bed circa 1991
September 27, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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the ICE pig on the ground pointing his gun with a speech bubble that says, "My wiener is so small and it hurts all the time!"
September 26, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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a screenshot of a text that reads "Btw, I got a butt dial from mom today! And I heard mom and dad talking about how she butt dialed someone else. Sounds like an epidemic!"
September 23, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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T shirt that says “4:17 g Cancel 46* Product images — YES I'M A - STUBBORN SON * BUT MY FREAKING * AWESOME MOM = LOVES ME = ...AND THAT IS ENOUGH SHE'S A BIT CRAZY & SCARES ME SOMETIMES BUT SHE KNOWS MORE THAN SHE SAYS THINKS MORE THAN SHE SPEAKS E & NOTICES MORE THAN YOU REALIZE SHE LOVES ME SO MUCH AND .... IF YOU MESS WITH ME THE BEAST IN HER WILL AWAKE & THEY'LL NEVER FIND YOUR BODY (YES, SHE BOUGHT ME THIS SHIRT)”
September 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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That time we got photo bombed by Obama's Secret Service detail
Me and my wife posing for a photo on Kailua Beach on Oahu with a tent in the background protecting Obama's Secret Service detail from harsh tropical rays of the sun
September 18, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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A movie poster for GOODFELLAS but it's with Charles Nelson Reilly, Paul Lynde, and Rip Taylor
September 18, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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This is the first photo ever taken of me with the woman who would become my wife
This is the first photo ever taken of me with the woman who would become my wife backstage during a performance of RIGOLETTO at Opera San José in February of 2001
September 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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I just found this photo of one of my girlfriends from college with her girlfriends and it is extremely February of 1995-coded
I just found this photo of a girlfriend of mine from college with her girlfriends and it is extremely February of 1995-coded
September 18, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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The rotten tomatoes page for KING RALPH 1991 with its rating of 23%
September 17, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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Worst person you know meme guy
September 16, 2025 at 6:14 AM