Didn't buy any pokemon cards today. See I'm not addicted
February 7, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Didn't buy any pokemon cards today. See I'm not addicted
We listen and we judge harshly
January 4, 2025 at 4:52 PM
We listen and we judge harshly
"You know, New York. Its near Louisiana." *burps for 10 seconds*
December 24, 2024 at 10:48 PM
"You know, New York. Its near Louisiana." *burps for 10 seconds*
A Christmas Carol but its a sleep paralysis nightmare where the ghosts surround Scrooge and breathe heavily.
December 24, 2024 at 4:42 PM
A Christmas Carol but its a sleep paralysis nightmare where the ghosts surround Scrooge and breathe heavily.
Extreme Makeover Home Edition but it's a gender reveal party and the house just explodes.
December 24, 2024 at 3:54 PM
Extreme Makeover Home Edition but it's a gender reveal party and the house just explodes.
Give into the urge. Quote those christmas vines.
December 24, 2024 at 3:51 PM
Give into the urge. Quote those christmas vines.
This is also applicable to all wind and bow stringed instruments.
You can practice the piano or guitar for a week and can create great music. Or you can practice the bag pipes or bassoon for years and it sounds like murder if the technique isn't perfect.
December 24, 2024 at 3:46 PM
This is also applicable to all wind and bow stringed instruments.
You can practice the piano or guitar for a week and can create great music. Or you can practice the bag pipes or bassoon for years and it sounds like murder if the technique isn't perfect.
December 24, 2024 at 3:45 PM
You can practice the piano or guitar for a week and can create great music. Or you can practice the bag pipes or bassoon for years and it sounds like murder if the technique isn't perfect.
Looking for hobbies for a quirky little guy. Any suggestions?
December 23, 2024 at 1:01 AM
Looking for hobbies for a quirky little guy. Any suggestions?
Tell your 20 sum followers "I think you use the sume version of sum in your post"
December 22, 2024 at 1:19 AM
Tell your 20 sum followers "I think you use the sume version of sum in your post"
Nothing if funnier than your friends messing up a word on accident
December 20, 2024 at 7:15 PM
Nothing if funnier than your friends messing up a word on accident
Third verse of Old King Wenceslas is wild.
December 17, 2024 at 10:25 PM
Third verse of Old King Wenceslas is wild.
There is nothing more patriotic than defending super earth from squids
December 14, 2024 at 2:49 AM
There is nothing more patriotic than defending super earth from squids
Just got jabbed. Can't tell my co-workers though otherwise they think I'll "shed" on them.
December 11, 2024 at 9:15 PM
Just got jabbed. Can't tell my co-workers though otherwise they think I'll "shed" on them.
Do you think any other species get "man cold" or is this just a human thing?
December 6, 2024 at 11:10 PM
Do you think any other species get "man cold" or is this just a human thing?
Linkedin now has short form content. Can't wait to see middle managers do viral dances to talk about new marketing strategies. We live in the best timeline.
December 6, 2024 at 3:26 PM
Linkedin now has short form content. Can't wait to see middle managers do viral dances to talk about new marketing strategies. We live in the best timeline.
I need more little goofball accounts to follow on this app.
December 4, 2024 at 5:52 PM
I need more little goofball accounts to follow on this app.
Pet parrots are just soundboard that live to be 80. *Somewhere in 2087*
December 4, 2024 at 5:43 PM
Pet parrots are just soundboard that live to be 80. *Somewhere in 2087*
These are rookie numbers. Gotta pump them up next year.
December 4, 2024 at 5:33 PM
These are rookie numbers. Gotta pump them up next year.
I couldn't believe that Balatro was nominated for so many awards. Then I played it for 20 hours irl and probably 20 years in my dreams. Good game 👍
December 4, 2024 at 5:09 PM
I couldn't believe that Balatro was nominated for so many awards. Then I played it for 20 hours irl and probably 20 years in my dreams. Good game 👍
Dylan is the hottest contestant on Bake Off PERIOD.
November 23, 2024 at 2:29 AM
Dylan is the hottest contestant on Bake Off PERIOD.
How much do you think insurance would cost in the world of Pokémon?
November 22, 2024 at 4:07 PM
How much do you think insurance would cost in the world of Pokémon?
Just past my second test to be a little stinker. A P.U
November 22, 2024 at 2:21 AM
Just past my second test to be a little stinker. A P.U
Can we add a pressure cooker settings to saunas?
November 22, 2024 at 12:34 AM
Can we add a pressure cooker settings to saunas?
Me: constantly making the most rancid jokes about my friends.
Them: *any joke about my mom*
Me:
Them: *any joke about my mom*
Me:
November 22, 2024 at 12:26 AM
Me: constantly making the most rancid jokes about my friends.
Them: *any joke about my mom*
Me:
Them: *any joke about my mom*
Me: