MURDER CITY: #a2council 's "Safe Streets" Scam Exposed as 7 Lives Are Snuffed Out—Is the Mayor’s Obsession with High-Rise Density Importing a Wave of Violence That A2 Police Are Too Underfunded to Stop?

DOWNTOWN IS DYING | One of nine downtown banks is closing. Starting in January, PNC Bank customers will only have one downtown branch and three total branches within city limits to choose from. Nearby residents blame the bike lanes on Huron St.

CRIME ON THE RISE | Vandals have placed illegal benches at several bus stops around Ann Arbor. #a2council has not commented about how they intend to stop this crime spree.

FREEZING RAIN | Drive carefully today! Remember not to stop your Tesla for pedestrians since nobody else will anyway.

CRIME ON THE RISE | A string of break-ins were reported last night. Perpetrator is elderly, bearded, and was wearing a distinctive red outfit. AAPD has not commented yet, but it is believed this would not have happened if #a2council had not taken down the city's neighborhood watch signs.

BREAKING | There were trees cut down yesterday in Ann Arbor! We haven't heard back from the parks department about why they were cut down, but we're going to credulously publish these comments from someone under state investigation for MCFA violations without mentioning that fact. #a2council