Hotdog Fingerz
@aaakakp.bsky.social
I pay for porn and I vote.
Idgaf ab Greenland honestly. It won’t stop til we fuck with a white country and others come to their defense. This is the only way out imho
January 6, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Idgaf ab Greenland honestly. It won’t stop til we fuck with a white country and others come to their defense. This is the only way out imho
I know I married right bc I said some crazy evil shit and my husband one upped me with something even more crazy and evil. I love you bitch!!!
January 6, 2026 at 1:22 AM
I know I married right bc I said some crazy evil shit and my husband one upped me with something even more crazy and evil. I love you bitch!!!
First day back after 18 days straight off of work and I am so miserable
January 5, 2026 at 2:52 PM
First day back after 18 days straight off of work and I am so miserable
Worst Sunday scaries ever. I go back tomorrow after being off since December 18th.
January 4, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Worst Sunday scaries ever. I go back tomorrow after being off since December 18th.
Holy shit I’m drunk and tomorrow is my last day off of work for like 2.5 weeks. Should I do acid lol
January 4, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Holy shit I’m drunk and tomorrow is my last day off of work for like 2.5 weeks. Should I do acid lol
Starting a grift of my dogs pressing those talking buttons and the words get plugged into ChatGPT to write short stories, it does numbers on reels, and I eventually fall from grace bc I say it’s ecofriendly AI use bc I collect and purify my dog’s piss for cooling rather than waste fresh water
January 3, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Starting a grift of my dogs pressing those talking buttons and the words get plugged into ChatGPT to write short stories, it does numbers on reels, and I eventually fall from grace bc I say it’s ecofriendly AI use bc I collect and purify my dog’s piss for cooling rather than waste fresh water
Watching Call the Midwife and all I can think ab is how easy it would be to murder shitty men you’d see as a midwife. It was the rough part of London, lots of transients due to the ships, few cops, few phones, no evidence gathering tech to get caught, and no one would assume a midwife.
January 2, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Watching Call the Midwife and all I can think ab is how easy it would be to murder shitty men you’d see as a midwife. It was the rough part of London, lots of transients due to the ships, few cops, few phones, no evidence gathering tech to get caught, and no one would assume a midwife.
Raw Dog the Naked Truth About Hot Dogs by @jamieloftus.bsky.social
Ok, everyone, what book is sacred enough to you to get sworn in on?
Strange takes on Mayor Zamdani swearing his oath on the Qu’ran. It has nothing to do with church & state. The point of the oath is for the person swearing in to do so upon some text that is sacred TO THEM. Some Presidents swore in w/o any book. John Quincy Adams was sworn on a law book. His choice.
January 2, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Raw Dog the Naked Truth About Hot Dogs by @jamieloftus.bsky.social
Had an absolute blast of a time scaring tf out of these rando scumbag wannabe gangbangers who live on my street and who have been smoking weed and littering on my garage parking pad. I snuck out quietly to the garage, and smacked tf out of the inside of the garage door with a big metal snow shovel
December 30, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Had an absolute blast of a time scaring tf out of these rando scumbag wannabe gangbangers who live on my street and who have been smoking weed and littering on my garage parking pad. I snuck out quietly to the garage, and smacked tf out of the inside of the garage door with a big metal snow shovel
Idgaf what anyone says I’m not washing my rice
December 29, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Idgaf what anyone says I’m not washing my rice
I wish women would do what they want and need to be happy and not lock themselves into mommy servitude for their bf. “He makes me do his laundry” Unless it is actually by force you’re choosing to do it and are an active participant. If you don’t want to do it, it makes you unhappy, then don’t do it
December 24, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I wish women would do what they want and need to be happy and not lock themselves into mommy servitude for their bf. “He makes me do his laundry” Unless it is actually by force you’re choosing to do it and are an active participant. If you don’t want to do it, it makes you unhappy, then don’t do it
Eating nothing but snacks and empty calorie trash makes me feel good mentally but awful physically
December 22, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Eating nothing but snacks and empty calorie trash makes me feel good mentally but awful physically
Boy mom to my dogs but without the weird pseudo romantic sexual aspects
December 22, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Boy mom to my dogs but without the weird pseudo romantic sexual aspects
Ate a ton of cheesecake and cleaned my whole entire house for the past 5 hours.
December 21, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Ate a ton of cheesecake and cleaned my whole entire house for the past 5 hours.
I had a dream I violently murdered a bad person that many of us know of and it was invigorating
December 21, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I had a dream I violently murdered a bad person that many of us know of and it was invigorating
Eating almost exclusively snacks for three days has made my farts extremely toxic
December 20, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Eating almost exclusively snacks for three days has made my farts extremely toxic
My woke opinion is that the Folgers incest commercial doesn’t come off that way really, and people only perceive it as such bc of heteronormative classist patriarchal white supremacy making it seem weird for different gender adult siblings to be emotionally close
December 19, 2025 at 12:24 AM
My woke opinion is that the Folgers incest commercial doesn’t come off that way really, and people only perceive it as such bc of heteronormative classist patriarchal white supremacy making it seem weird for different gender adult siblings to be emotionally close
I’m off work for 16 days straight starting at the end of this week and my god I cannot waaaaaiiiittttttttr
December 15, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I’m off work for 16 days straight starting at the end of this week and my god I cannot waaaaaiiiittttttttr
Cyber bullying people who drive distracted is my fav. You’re a bad person if you drive distracted and there is nothing you can say back to me that even comes close to being as true
December 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Cyber bullying people who drive distracted is my fav. You’re a bad person if you drive distracted and there is nothing you can say back to me that even comes close to being as true
Playing too much stardew on switch fucked with my eyes so much I have vertigo
December 11, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Playing too much stardew on switch fucked with my eyes so much I have vertigo
The new neighbor is a domestic abuser so glad I didn’t introduce myself. Time to befriend the wife and kids tho
wearing the baby blue Juicy velour tracksuit my husband got me to meet the new neighbors who will see that I am the only white household on the street and I never go anywhere bc I wfh. I’m absolutely sure they’ll think I’m a drug dealer
December 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
The new neighbor is a domestic abuser so glad I didn’t introduce myself. Time to befriend the wife and kids tho
I can’t bring myself to sell my animals in stardew valley bc I am too emotionally attached to them. I love you my pixelated chickens
December 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I can’t bring myself to sell my animals in stardew valley bc I am too emotionally attached to them. I love you my pixelated chickens
Maybe baby fever is real. I do not want to give birth but maybe I kinda want to be a foster parent or adopt an older child.
December 10, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Maybe baby fever is real. I do not want to give birth but maybe I kinda want to be a foster parent or adopt an older child.
Running for PA senate on a 2 prong candidacy - legalized blood sport and resuming quaalude production.
December 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Running for PA senate on a 2 prong candidacy - legalized blood sport and resuming quaalude production.