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Camper Van Beefoven
@aaells.bsky.social
Those guards would be a lot easier to get around if they were drunk, but they’re only drinking water! Don’t worry you have a few tricks up your sleeve! First, tap L2 and drag the Transubstantiation icon to your spell bar….
December 24, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Ernest P Stole-your-gorrel
December 23, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Suddenly I saw her face freeze up as she was confronted with dishes named “Huraches”, “Elote”, and ingredients named al pastor, asada, and something they mumbled that sounded like “pinchegringo”. We settled on eating a tube of toothpaste in an alley behind a garbage bin.
December 18, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Onboard physician says persistent chest pains normal and in most cases, quite “healthy”.
November 8, 2025 at 10:22 PM
So sorry to hear this. Can’t believe it has been 14 years since you tamed that little scamp with love, patience, and a glove on a stick. Hang in there Joe.
November 1, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Same face
October 26, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I once let an AI crash at my place and my power bill went up 20x that month.
October 5, 2025 at 11:22 PM
So brave
October 4, 2025 at 4:37 AM
www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...

Apple isn’t going to save any of us if it means losing a penny. Any time in the past when seemed like were principled is just the times when it happened to coincide with what made them the most money.

Posted from my iPhone.
Tim Cook appeals to Trump’s love of gold with a 24-karat base for Apple plaque
President Trump hosted Apple CEO Tim Cook at the White House as they announced new US investments. Cook also gifted Trump a plaque with gold base.
www.usatoday.com
October 4, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Come on man, CharlaLAME was right there.
October 3, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Sweet on the outside, but inside is all murder plots and mischief.
September 30, 2025 at 2:45 PM
TWO BITS!
September 30, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Did you eat it from a tin bowl?
September 21, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Haven’t heard this song in at least a decade but that piano melody has been with me the whole time.
September 13, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Sports man says sports team lose but none dead on field? No grieving families? Shameful display.
September 5, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Guns. Liquor…..Babyneeds.
August 2, 2025 at 3:43 AM
The Shark BLÅHAJ reveals where he and Shelf KALLAX stand after recent IKEA display mishap.
July 26, 2025 at 8:52 PM
One day as a parent you will put your child down and never pick them up again. Hold them while you can.
July 18, 2025 at 8:06 PM
90% sure the last image depicts Joseph Smith, which is perfectly in line with the theme of white dudes who think they’ve been anointed by god.
July 14, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Italian Americans are concerned that Mamdani has not yet publicly condemned the all too common practice of breaking spaghetti in half before cooking.
July 9, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I think the size of the arrow has something to do with the speed? The arrows shrink down to a point for parked/idle vessels.
June 20, 2025 at 4:36 AM