More like Predator: GOOD-lands, am I right?

Make America Great (depression) Again

Lackeyderm, the infantry elephant. Its thick skull protects it in close quarters. They organize in squads to rush down enemies with their poison-tipped horns. While weak individually, repeated head-butts from all angles will eventually pierce most armor. #pokemon #fakemon

Sickophant, the spec ops elephant. When a lackeyderm reaches adolescence, its skull fully envelops its face. It expels a deadly gas from its trunk to disperse nearby enemies that might be a threat to its commander. Most of its energy is spent producing this toxin, so it takes a deflated appearance.

Magoon, the redcap baboon. When it affixes a parasitic fungus to its head, it is driven into a rage, exiling all rational members of its community. The crimson fungus emits an irresistible aroma for Magoon's natural predator, the face-eating leopard, who easily decimates the now defenseless colony.

Kinda BS that polo isn't called jockey hockey

Trammoth, the tank elephant. It uses its bony trunk to launch depleted uranium rounds at enemies from afar, while its exoskeletal helmet shields it from incoming fire. It can often be seen escorted by a pair of Sickophants as it transports young Lackeyderms into battle in its marsupial pouch.

Just a reminder that I made this graphic back in September, before it was cool to call Elon a Nazi

I'm calling on Marvel to make The Punisher gay, just to ruin the lives of all these MAGAts who plaster his logo all over their trucks.

30% of Maine Coons develop HCM, which can lead to an early heart attack in a seemingly healthy cat. If you own one, you can get it tested. If you know one, you can inform its owner. This is Zelda. She was my best friend for 6 years. Don't let ignorance be the reason you have to say goodbye to yours.

And now they're even making the Yuletide gay!

Could someone with an "X" account please send this to Mr. Musk? It's a logo I designed that I feel better represents his platform. Tell him he can have it for free, since I know he must be strapped for cash after spending $35 (true story) on his current logo.

Hard to believe this happened just a few months ago

This January, remember: