Amanda🌼
@aamanda-mmae.bsky.social
#DOOP. #COYS. New mom. Trying to figure the rest out.
Wait I love this
We, the Union 🔔
Honoring the birthplace of our country for its 250th birthday.
Introducing The 1776 Kit.
#DOOP
Honoring the birthplace of our country for its 250th birthday.
Introducing The 1776 Kit.
#DOOP
February 11, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Wait I love this
Was buying a bottle of wine yesterday and the woman at the liquor store said she almost carded me because I’m “right at the borderline”
Didn’t end up asking for ID but I’ll take it😂
Didn’t end up asking for ID but I’ll take it😂
February 8, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Was buying a bottle of wine yesterday and the woman at the liquor store said she almost carded me because I’m “right at the borderline”
Didn’t end up asking for ID but I’ll take it😂
Didn’t end up asking for ID but I’ll take it😂
My son did not want to do his PT exercises so I had to bribe him with the puppy bowl
February 8, 2026 at 8:09 PM
My son did not want to do his PT exercises so I had to bribe him with the puppy bowl
Well at least someone is eating my son’s lunch!
February 1, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Well at least someone is eating my son’s lunch!
One of the daycare teachers asked my husband today if our son ever cries at home because he’s so easygoing at daycare 😅
January 28, 2026 at 1:25 AM
One of the daycare teachers asked my husband today if our son ever cries at home because he’s so easygoing at daycare 😅
Just got to work and there was NO thank you email from the CEO, we aren’t even worth that anymore😂
January 26, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Just got to work and there was NO thank you email from the CEO, we aren’t even worth that anymore😂
Reposted by Amanda🌼
stop using AI to do your research. it hallucinates too often. if you want an answer to something, post something arrogant on the appropriate subreddit. something like: "this item performs 10% better than everything else. only idiots deny this." this will bait nerds into doing your research for you.
January 26, 2026 at 7:53 AM
stop using AI to do your research. it hallucinates too often. if you want an answer to something, post something arrogant on the appropriate subreddit. something like: "this item performs 10% better than everything else. only idiots deny this." this will bait nerds into doing your research for you.
I think when my son grows up my biggest piece of advice to him is going to be to work a job where you get snow days and holidays off
January 26, 2026 at 10:58 AM
I think when my son grows up my biggest piece of advice to him is going to be to work a job where you get snow days and holidays off
Spent an hour digging my car out of the driveway, now to brave the icy roads to get to work with probably unplowed and unsalted parking lots/walkways. But knowing I have a generic “thank you for working in these conditions” email from the hospital CEO waiting in my inbox really makes it all worth it
January 26, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Spent an hour digging my car out of the driveway, now to brave the icy roads to get to work with probably unplowed and unsalted parking lots/walkways. But knowing I have a generic “thank you for working in these conditions” email from the hospital CEO waiting in my inbox really makes it all worth it
Fell asleep watching that game and had a dream that I was watching the game. Imagine my disappointment when I woke up and it was still going on
January 24, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Fell asleep watching that game and had a dream that I was watching the game. Imagine my disappointment when I woke up and it was still going on
Spurs today, probably
January 20, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Spurs today, probably
One thing I’ve learned about my baby this week is that he will eat anything if you put it on a tortilla
January 3, 2026 at 10:41 PM
One thing I’ve learned about my baby this week is that he will eat anything if you put it on a tortilla
Making another attempt to transition baby into his own room instead of sleeping in the pack n play in our room, it makes me a little sad every time we do this😭
January 1, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Making another attempt to transition baby into his own room instead of sleeping in the pack n play in our room, it makes me a little sad every time we do this😭
My baby has been sick with RSV (he’s fine, just a bad cold) and woke up this morning with one of his eyes crusted shut😭 poor guy was so confused
December 25, 2025 at 12:30 PM
My baby has been sick with RSV (he’s fine, just a bad cold) and woke up this morning with one of his eyes crusted shut😭 poor guy was so confused
Missed the game because we’re visiting my parents with the baby, and it looks like that’s for the best 😬
December 20, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Missed the game because we’re visiting my parents with the baby, and it looks like that’s for the best 😬
Whoever came up with the phrase “like taking candy from a baby” has never actually tried to take something from a baby because those little buggers are STRONG and DETERMINED
December 10, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Whoever came up with the phrase “like taking candy from a baby” has never actually tried to take something from a baby because those little buggers are STRONG and DETERMINED
To dare is to do I suppose?
November 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
To dare is to do I suppose?
I knew when we won the shield that they would find the worst way possible to disappoint us, but wow. Hats off to the Union.
November 24, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I knew when we won the shield that they would find the worst way possible to disappoint us, but wow. Hats off to the Union.
Reposted by Amanda🌼
Maybe Ange should get a bit more respect for what he did.
November 23, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Maybe Ange should get a bit more respect for what he did.
My son is 8.5 months old and really starting to show preferences and it’s so fun.
He LOVES Scooby Doo and his favorite book is Brown Bear, Brown Bear. He starts laughing whenever our cat walks into the room. Definitely an animal lover, our sweet little boy
He LOVES Scooby Doo and his favorite book is Brown Bear, Brown Bear. He starts laughing whenever our cat walks into the room. Definitely an animal lover, our sweet little boy
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
My son is 8.5 months old and really starting to show preferences and it’s so fun.
He LOVES Scooby Doo and his favorite book is Brown Bear, Brown Bear. He starts laughing whenever our cat walks into the room. Definitely an animal lover, our sweet little boy
He LOVES Scooby Doo and his favorite book is Brown Bear, Brown Bear. He starts laughing whenever our cat walks into the room. Definitely an animal lover, our sweet little boy
I don’t even care if the Union wins the cup as long as Miami doesn’t
November 24, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I don’t even care if the Union wins the cup as long as Miami doesn’t
FUCK Cincinnati! Conference final is gonna be such a nightmare now😭
November 24, 2025 at 12:03 AM
FUCK Cincinnati! Conference final is gonna be such a nightmare now😭