Aaron
aaronhaley.bsky.social
Aaron
@aaronhaley.bsky.social
’m just some guy, ya know.
Creator of crazy things and crazy ideas, I’m a vibe, I may not be yours.
Sometimes you spend so long screaming into the void that you are blown away by the echo when it finally returns.
April 4, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Cooking a brisket John Mueller style tomorrow. And by that I mean I am gonna set my alarm for 5, wake up at 7, use a dirty pit, down 3 miller lites, and throw on some HEB briskets hot and fast and hope for the best.
February 9, 2025 at 12:14 AM
As if anyone is shocked that Elon turns out to the Nazi at the end of the film?!
January 20, 2025 at 10:55 PM
The Catholics vs Penn State, what is this…the Kid Diddler Bowl?!
January 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM
If Trump names the roundup of dissidents “Operation Jade Helm” I’ll have to at least chuckle at the irony as I’m being hauled off.
January 10, 2025 at 12:08 AM
LOT: never use a clear glass on Christmas, it ain’t nobodies business what’s in your cup.
December 25, 2024 at 7:54 PM
If the meteorologist tells you the temperature in La Grange and you don’t immediately ask “a how how how how?!” Are you truly a Texan?!
December 25, 2024 at 4:47 AM
“I think maybe I’ll take up the bagpipe,” is a thing my wife didn’t want to ever hear.
December 20, 2024 at 5:34 PM
Holiday Life Hack: You cannot experience tight pants if you do not wear pants.
December 17, 2024 at 9:11 PM
They should have framed a fuglier patsy. #JustSayin
December 13, 2024 at 1:52 AM
A scat-centric based online game show called Kung Poo Fighting. @netflix.com hit me up.
December 6, 2024 at 3:18 AM
I said eat the rich, but close enough.
December 5, 2024 at 11:29 PM
Squabble Up.
November 25, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Bitch I’m from Texas what you know about me.
November 24, 2024 at 5:41 PM
Don’t call it a comeback. 🤙🏻❤️
November 16, 2024 at 7:43 PM