But the surplus - it’s just four years away! (again)

“Iwona B Horyn”

That is not real.

Simpsons did it

I kinda feel for Bish here. Simeon makes a bunch of impossible promises (which Nat voters loved), and then Bish has to follow him and deal with it

Give us the full speech! We want all the jokes

I don’t think Labour need sixes though? They just need to keep turning over singles and not lose too many wickets

It’s also looks like a nice wedge to pry Winston away from National

I muted the words Elon Twitter and Tesla. And I still see this boring-ass discussion. People can go back to Twitter if they want, who gives a shit

Who created this? This is great. Please tell me it wasn’t a bot

People were tougher too, probably from all the black mould we were inhaling