Those unis are a tribute to, of all things, the Iconic Portland Airport Carpet. Love 'em!

Thanks Mina! Really appreciate you calling out the blocks for me.

I'm advised that the application of a sliced potato may help, wishes.

Agree, I love the Angry Donald (and have a few shirts), but I'd buy so much more Pirate Ducks merch!

OH NO! DISASTER!! WHAT A BAD IDEA!!!