Aaron Jacobs
@aaronjacobs.bsky.social
Patent litigator, something else and TBD. My patronus is an espresso machine.
It was just right there for the taking, wasn't it?
November 14, 2025 at 3:10 PM
It was just right there for the taking, wasn't it?
Taxes are the price we pay to live in a civilized society.
August 5, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Taxes are the price we pay to live in a civilized society.
Wait, wait, wait. This isn't the parody NYT Pitch Bot?
July 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Wait, wait, wait. This isn't the parody NYT Pitch Bot?
“I would like to speak to the manager—someone is wearing the same thing I am!”
July 1, 2025 at 12:24 PM
“I would like to speak to the manager—someone is wearing the same thing I am!”
