The only time we aren’t laughing at “conservatives” is when they are on stage trying to do stand up comedy.

“English needs to be the official language.” - those who don’t know the difference between “there”, “their”, and “they’re.”

I love that Cynthia Erivo is playing Jesus in “Jesus Christ Superstar.” She is going to really nail that role. I do love how one of the biggest arguments is “biblical accuracy.” 😂

I grew up on “The Goonies.” I saw it opening weekend. 👴🏻 I’m excited for the sequel. Go ahead and be an old fart who hates everything, let us enjoy. Nobody is ruining the original for you. Quit being such a Fratelli!

Up until Grammy night, I thought Kendrick Lamar was a basketball player.

I wouldn’t say I’m a huge Beyoncé fan, but I am a huge fan of watching all the hillbillies getting their chaps in a bunch over the fact that she won “Best Country Album.”

Fun game.

Go into a gas station convenient store looking confused and maybe a little disheveled. Go up to the counter and ask what day it is. After they tell you, say “I know this sounds odd....but what year?”

When they tell you, back up slowly saying, “2025? 2025...it can’t be.”

Then run out.

I’ll watch the countdown on the BBC at 7 so I can be asleep by 9.

Time is an illusion. #happynewyear

I really like how everyone loves Tom Petty.

Popular opinion. Nobody cares about your unpopular opinion.

I regret to inform you that I will not be ceasing my Christmas music listening any time soon. If my playlists annoy you, just know that my imperishable holiday cheer outweighs your scorn. This is my truth.

Chick-Fil-A

“We only serve the right wings.”

Is anyone else surprised that Chia Pets are still a thing? C-c-c-crazy.

So many 80’s sitcoms always had someone trying to get the latest high-tops.

Nobody:

Cartoon kids in the 70s:

In search of a mob movie title in which there is a scene where someone eating in a restaurant stops eating and looks up as someone whispers something in their ear.

Like if you have ever taken a shit so beautiful that you hated to flush it.

This year I’m shopping local. My local Best Buy is two miles away.

JK KIDDING. I hope you all support your pals. The musicians, the comedians, the painters, the massage therapists, the bar owners, the writers, the toy makers, the cobblers, the blacksmiths, the bakers, the candle stick makers, etc.

What’s your favorite scary movie?

Scream.

WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE SCARY MOVIE?!