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eat fruit not fruit snacks
my screentime has been basically 0 (since i broke my phone)
March 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
my screentime has been basically 0 (since i broke my phone)
lining up to get a rotisserie chicken at costco
March 7, 2025 at 2:01 AM
lining up to get a rotisserie chicken at costco
almost just threw myself in front of a car for absolutely no reason b/c ocd. what a fun little life this is
February 18, 2025 at 5:31 AM
almost just threw myself in front of a car for absolutely no reason b/c ocd. what a fun little life this is
life is awful thank god (and by god i mean my psychiatrist) for lexapro
February 6, 2025 at 12:08 AM
life is awful thank god (and by god i mean my psychiatrist) for lexapro
joke about MLK having a dream and the rest of us having a nightmare
January 20, 2025 at 10:12 PM
joke about MLK having a dream and the rest of us having a nightmare
if i had a dollar for every time someone mistook me for another person, i’d have so much money that people would know who i am
December 19, 2024 at 6:03 AM
if i had a dollar for every time someone mistook me for another person, i’d have so much money that people would know who i am
waymos are the mario kart npc that gets last place
December 18, 2024 at 6:22 AM
waymos are the mario kart npc that gets last place
everyone used to joke about celebrities being in the illuminati. turns out the illuminati is actually just a huge pedophile ring
December 11, 2024 at 6:51 AM
everyone used to joke about celebrities being in the illuminati. turns out the illuminati is actually just a huge pedophile ring
just hurt my back playing pickleball this can’t be 29
December 6, 2024 at 6:38 AM
just hurt my back playing pickleball this can’t be 29
gf: what’s the opposite of a hype man. someone who brings you down?
me
a downer woman? a girlfriend?
me
a downer woman? a girlfriend?
December 5, 2023 at 12:39 AM
gf: what’s the opposite of a hype man. someone who brings you down?
me
a downer woman? a girlfriend?
me
a downer woman? a girlfriend?
2 of my least favorite things are being forced to spend time with my family, and watching football
god i hate thanksgiving
god i hate thanksgiving
November 23, 2023 at 9:36 PM
2 of my least favorite things are being forced to spend time with my family, and watching football
god i hate thanksgiving
god i hate thanksgiving
i like gay twitter b/c they don’t care about football
November 14, 2023 at 5:50 AM
i like gay twitter b/c they don’t care about football
it’s pretty convenient how every relevant star wars character just so happens to live within like a 2 mile radius of everyone else
September 21, 2023 at 5:18 AM
it’s pretty convenient how every relevant star wars character just so happens to live within like a 2 mile radius of everyone else
ahsoka is pretty dope. i’ve never seen a sci-fi show pass the bechdel test this many times
September 5, 2023 at 7:00 AM
ahsoka is pretty dope. i’ve never seen a sci-fi show pass the bechdel test this many times
i watched x-men and x2 tonight
basically the only reason wolverine joined was so he could steal cyclops’ motorcycle and fuck his girlfriend
basically the only reason wolverine joined was so he could steal cyclops’ motorcycle and fuck his girlfriend
September 3, 2023 at 11:20 AM
i watched x-men and x2 tonight
basically the only reason wolverine joined was so he could steal cyclops’ motorcycle and fuck his girlfriend
basically the only reason wolverine joined was so he could steal cyclops’ motorcycle and fuck his girlfriend
i love you andre 3000
- tony stark
- tony stark
August 27, 2023 at 11:15 PM
i love you andre 3000
- tony stark
- tony stark
more like unreliable demont
August 27, 2023 at 3:31 AM
more like unreliable demont
just had sex 😯
July 31, 2023 at 3:09 AM
just had sex 😯