Big jugs of moonshine really had a hold on XXX until strip clubs came along.
August 27, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Big jugs of moonshine really had a hold on XXX until strip clubs came along.
The first tissues and the last tissues of a box are the worst to pull out.
July 20, 2025 at 7:19 PM
The first tissues and the last tissues of a box are the worst to pull out.
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Nintendo’s lore can be confusing. We know Donkey Kong Bananza’s timeline has frustrated and hurt countless fans. We’re here to help.
July 7, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Nintendo’s lore can be confusing. We know Donkey Kong Bananza’s timeline has frustrated and hurt countless fans. We’re here to help.
Hank, they turned me into a pickle. I'm pickle daaaaaale.
July 11, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Hank, they turned me into a pickle. I'm pickle daaaaaale.
Aura sounds like a word invented for New Zealanders to say.
June 13, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Aura sounds like a word invented for New Zealanders to say.
How come Beavis has a wikipedia page and Butthead doesn't?
June 11, 2025 at 4:42 AM
How come Beavis has a wikipedia page and Butthead doesn't?
Red velvet cake is the pink lemonade of the cake world.
June 11, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Red velvet cake is the pink lemonade of the cake world.
Barbeque sauce is the root beer of condiments.
May 5, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Barbeque sauce is the root beer of condiments.
I don't think I've ever intentionally washed my eyelids. Should I be cleaning them?
April 30, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I don't think I've ever intentionally washed my eyelids. Should I be cleaning them?
I knew times were hard over there, but if Zelensky's having to beg for crypto through Soulseek chat things must not be looking good.
April 9, 2025 at 6:23 AM
I knew times were hard over there, but if Zelensky's having to beg for crypto through Soulseek chat things must not be looking good.
If England reversed the tea tax, I don't think Americans would go back. Seems like the moment has passed and it'd just be awkward.
March 31, 2025 at 6:57 AM
If England reversed the tea tax, I don't think Americans would go back. Seems like the moment has passed and it'd just be awkward.
Product idea. Floss for right before seeing the dentist. Two feet long and red colored. Comes in a two pack.
March 25, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Product idea. Floss for right before seeing the dentist. Two feet long and red colored. Comes in a two pack.
Did any class presidents get soda in the water fountains, or was that just cap.
March 23, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Did any class presidents get soda in the water fountains, or was that just cap.
My doctor had me take a mega dose of laxative to purge my bowels, and now it feels like all crime is legal in my gut for 24 hours.
February 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
My doctor had me take a mega dose of laxative to purge my bowels, and now it feels like all crime is legal in my gut for 24 hours.
Thinking about the time when I was 6 and my Dad got obsessed with the Inspector Gadget McDonald's toys that combined together.
He built two of them and hid them away in the attic so we couldn't destroy them.
He built two of them and hid them away in the attic so we couldn't destroy them.
January 10, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Thinking about the time when I was 6 and my Dad got obsessed with the Inspector Gadget McDonald's toys that combined together.
He built two of them and hid them away in the attic so we couldn't destroy them.
He built two of them and hid them away in the attic so we couldn't destroy them.
The duality of man.
January 8, 2025 at 7:59 PM
The duality of man.
Gilmore, Gossip, Golden. I don't know who any of these girls are and at this point I'm too afraid to ask.
November 21, 2024 at 12:32 AM
Gilmore, Gossip, Golden. I don't know who any of these girls are and at this point I'm too afraid to ask.