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Write a tell all revealing Carly Simon's scathing hit You're So Vain is about Joey from Full House.
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Write a satirical novel in which Paramount buys MAD Magazine and puts Alfred E Neuman in charge of CBS News.
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Write a satirical novel in which Paramount buys MAD Magazine and puts Alfred E Neuman in charge of CBS News.
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Good name for a spooky bar if your name's Dan.
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A Google search for "dan's macabre" yields 119 results.
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Write an alternate history novel in which The Cure is in love on a day other than Friday.
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Wait, 8 years. Shit.
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The publisher I'd been talking to on this passed. If somebody wants to scoop it up for next year, let's talk. I have an offer for it in 2027, but if I take that deal then 2026 will be the first time in 7 years that I didn't release a book.
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Write a horror novel in which a drowning priest accidentally blesses the sea and the countless dead held in the cold depths are released in a single terrible eruption.
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Buy my books.
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Those who are 35+, what advice do you have for people just entering their 30s?
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Pitch a Terminator sequel in which this time Skynet shitposts in the replies of world leaders until countries launch nukes to get it to stop.
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I tried to get him to order a book as recompense.
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This is how 4th dimensional beings think of us.
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Options for potential cover art.
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Saw the car I want today.
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It's a cartoonish nightmare, which is exactly what I told the court clerk. They were unsympathetic to the situation, but what can ya do.
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I found the guy! He was pretty startled when I explained the situation. He tried to explain who he's actually trying to find and I was like yeah, I know, I read the papers and I'm caught up on your case, apparently more than you are. He's making calls now.
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They're gonna make me go through the process, lol. If an attorney in Texas wants to help me countersue this idiot, message me right away.