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Wouldn't it be bittersweet if it was his last birthday?
June 13, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Wouldn't it be bittersweet if it was his last birthday?
We should pass a law that says "nobody can call themselves a man, unless he proves he has 3 inches flaccid, AND can look directly down and still see his penis.
Watch all the people that say no. Would be very funny and revealing.
Watch all the people that say no. Would be very funny and revealing.
April 9, 2025 at 1:25 AM
We should pass a law that says "nobody can call themselves a man, unless he proves he has 3 inches flaccid, AND can look directly down and still see his penis.
Watch all the people that say no. Would be very funny and revealing.
Watch all the people that say no. Would be very funny and revealing.
Am I the only person that opens the oven before I turn it on?
April 2, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Am I the only person that opens the oven before I turn it on?
There's like zero cooking on here.
Where's susi and Olivia?
Where's susi and Olivia?
March 25, 2025 at 4:22 AM
There's like zero cooking on here.
Where's susi and Olivia?
Where's susi and Olivia?
Really liking these come from behind wins.
#LetsGoRoyals
#LetsGoRoyals
March 22, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Really liking these come from behind wins.
#LetsGoRoyals
#LetsGoRoyals
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chef’s kiss 💋 perfection
March 21, 2025 at 4:51 PM
chef’s kiss 💋 perfection
Can we just go ahead and fill the bunkers now?
It wouldn't be chaotic if we aren't in a rush? Place duties, pass laws on biological reproduction and health services/protocols?
It wouldn't be chaotic if we aren't in a rush? Place duties, pass laws on biological reproduction and health services/protocols?
March 22, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Can we just go ahead and fill the bunkers now?
It wouldn't be chaotic if we aren't in a rush? Place duties, pass laws on biological reproduction and health services/protocols?
It wouldn't be chaotic if we aren't in a rush? Place duties, pass laws on biological reproduction and health services/protocols?
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March madness is supposed to be a sporting event, not the state of our country.
March 16, 2025 at 9:41 PM
March madness is supposed to be a sporting event, not the state of our country.
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The package says keep frozen...
How the fuck am I supposed to eat it?
How the fuck am I supposed to eat it?
March 14, 2025 at 10:30 PM
The package says keep frozen...
How the fuck am I supposed to eat it?
How the fuck am I supposed to eat it?
Everyone in Kansas City
Its Raining Sideways
YouTube video by Makick22
youtu.be
March 14, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Everyone in Kansas City
I love you, Catrick.
Stay away from the face, please.
Stay away from the face, please.
March 14, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I love you, Catrick.
Stay away from the face, please.
Stay away from the face, please.
Donna.ld Tramp is a genetal wart on the cock of American life
March 12, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Donna.ld Tramp is a genetal wart on the cock of American life
Watching HEROES again.
This show has the best first season of all time.
This show has the best first season of all time.
March 11, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Watching HEROES again.
This show has the best first season of all time.
This show has the best first season of all time.
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The price of eggs is so bad right now that teachers are giving out ACTUAL babies to care for for a week.
March 9, 2025 at 6:24 PM
The price of eggs is so bad right now that teachers are giving out ACTUAL babies to care for for a week.
I saw a sign that read "Keep Clear" and I thought, how would they know?
March 9, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I saw a sign that read "Keep Clear" and I thought, how would they know?
Please stop praying for grandma.
She's becoming too powerful.
She's becoming too powerful.
March 9, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Please stop praying for grandma.
She's becoming too powerful.
She's becoming too powerful.
We are reaching that time of year when I need to remind journalists that it's re-sign, not resign.
March 8, 2025 at 6:28 PM
We are reaching that time of year when I need to remind journalists that it's re-sign, not resign.
Charisma is the worst trait for any human to have.
And baby giraffes are fuckin weird.
And baby giraffes are fuckin weird.
March 8, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Charisma is the worst trait for any human to have.
And baby giraffes are fuckin weird.
And baby giraffes are fuckin weird.