Almost hit a deer on the highway. Can I go back to bed and start over tomorrow?
May 25, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Almost hit a deer on the highway. Can I go back to bed and start over tomorrow?
I had such a stressful dream that I was getting prank called but it felt very real and threatening and I was so beyond stressed out about it I woke up in a pool of my own sweat. Not my favorite way to wake up and go to work 🙃
May 25, 2025 at 10:22 AM
I had such a stressful dream that I was getting prank called but it felt very real and threatening and I was so beyond stressed out about it I woke up in a pool of my own sweat. Not my favorite way to wake up and go to work 🙃
I wanna bed rot so bad today it’s not even funny. Been laying in bed since 9 and just barely got up to brush my teeth.
April 1, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I wanna bed rot so bad today it’s not even funny. Been laying in bed since 9 and just barely got up to brush my teeth.
I’m gonna go ahead and self-diagnose myself as lactose intolerant because I be poopin hardcore after ice cream I’m sad as hell
April 1, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I’m gonna go ahead and self-diagnose myself as lactose intolerant because I be poopin hardcore after ice cream I’m sad as hell
I absolutely loooooove waking up with back pain every day ✨💖🧚🏻♀️🦄🥰💃🏻👑🙈🧘🏻♀️
March 30, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I absolutely loooooove waking up with back pain every day ✨💖🧚🏻♀️🦄🥰💃🏻👑🙈🧘🏻♀️
I absolutely cannot stand the sound of the news being on in the background. Feel like I’m at my grandma’s house. For context, I hate my grandma.
March 2, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I absolutely cannot stand the sound of the news being on in the background. Feel like I’m at my grandma’s house. For context, I hate my grandma.
I want a job so I can obviously save money but like also I’m itching for a tattoo so baddd
February 22, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I want a job so I can obviously save money but like also I’m itching for a tattoo so baddd
I’m so mad I wasted 7 years of my life with someone who I never saw a true future with. Now I’m with a person I can and I’m terrified if I don’t have kids soon, I won’t be able to be a grandmother and it makes me incredibly upset. I want a redo.
February 22, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I’m so mad I wasted 7 years of my life with someone who I never saw a true future with. Now I’m with a person I can and I’m terrified if I don’t have kids soon, I won’t be able to be a grandmother and it makes me incredibly upset. I want a redo.
You can tell I’m bored a lot because I’ve started and finished 8 books since the start of this year like wtf
February 22, 2025 at 2:51 AM
You can tell I’m bored a lot because I’ve started and finished 8 books since the start of this year like wtf
It just keeps fucking snowing and I’m sick of it!!!!!!
February 19, 2025 at 3:37 PM
It just keeps fucking snowing and I’m sick of it!!!!!!
Antivaxxers are so fucking scary I hate this place
February 2, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Antivaxxers are so fucking scary I hate this place
Had a horrific dream that the day of my wedding, I got ready (which involved chopping my hair super short and wearing a suit??) and then right before seeing my bf, I got told he cheated on me and only was with me to get information to the government and it was all a scam. Bro wtf!!!
January 28, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Had a horrific dream that the day of my wedding, I got ready (which involved chopping my hair super short and wearing a suit??) and then right before seeing my bf, I got told he cheated on me and only was with me to get information to the government and it was all a scam. Bro wtf!!!
Why do I have to act like a jackass for people to think I’m happy? When I’m chill and doing nothing, people think I’m pissed. And then that pisses me off 😅
January 27, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Why do I have to act like a jackass for people to think I’m happy? When I’m chill and doing nothing, people think I’m pissed. And then that pisses me off 😅
It always baffles me when people take offense to me pointing out their pets bad behavior. If you’re so offended, train them better??? Like they’re literally animals that you can train?? I don’t get it
January 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
It always baffles me when people take offense to me pointing out their pets bad behavior. If you’re so offended, train them better??? Like they’re literally animals that you can train?? I don’t get it
My bf’s mom was complaining about Trump the other day but likeeeee I know you voted for him sooo???
January 23, 2025 at 8:05 PM
My bf’s mom was complaining about Trump the other day but likeeeee I know you voted for him sooo???
I keep seeing the couch I bought in my ex’s girlfriend’s story and now that he passed… I almost wanna be an asshole and msg her and ask her if she sells the couch, to give me the profits because I bought it. Is that mean??
January 18, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I keep seeing the couch I bought in my ex’s girlfriend’s story and now that he passed… I almost wanna be an asshole and msg her and ask her if she sells the couch, to give me the profits because I bought it. Is that mean??
In three days I fly back to Arizona and it’s not for a happy reason. I pictured flying back to Arizona with my boyfriend so he could meet my parents. Not going alone so I could mourn my step-brother’s death.
January 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
In three days I fly back to Arizona and it’s not for a happy reason. I pictured flying back to Arizona with my boyfriend so he could meet my parents. Not going alone so I could mourn my step-brother’s death.
My dedication to breakfast and Jungle Jim’s is real rn - woke up at 7 for it 🫡
January 1, 2025 at 12:50 PM
My dedication to breakfast and Jungle Jim’s is real rn - woke up at 7 for it 🫡
I feel like I did all the hard work and got none of the recognition. Then I feel guilty for feeling this way.
December 29, 2024 at 4:23 PM
I feel like I did all the hard work and got none of the recognition. Then I feel guilty for feeling this way.
It’s not Christmas Eve unless everyone is slightly annoyed with each other 😅
December 24, 2024 at 6:26 PM
It’s not Christmas Eve unless everyone is slightly annoyed with each other 😅
Why do I, a 28-year-old woman,
get possessive over my dad? Like, yeah, I know he’s great and funny… get your own fking dad??
get possessive over my dad? Like, yeah, I know he’s great and funny… get your own fking dad??
December 24, 2024 at 2:53 PM
Why do I, a 28-year-old woman,
get possessive over my dad? Like, yeah, I know he’s great and funny… get your own fking dad??
get possessive over my dad? Like, yeah, I know he’s great and funny… get your own fking dad??
Last thing I want to do is go to an interview ughhhggghhh I just wanna sleep in
December 19, 2024 at 12:57 PM
Last thing I want to do is go to an interview ughhhggghhh I just wanna sleep in
I’ve moved on from cookies and brownies. I wanted to make fudge today but couldn’t get it to the right consistency. Might fuck around and buy a candy thermometer 😭
December 18, 2024 at 8:07 PM
I’ve moved on from cookies and brownies. I wanted to make fudge today but couldn’t get it to the right consistency. Might fuck around and buy a candy thermometer 😭
Thankful to be so loved by my wonderful bf, his family, and my family
December 18, 2024 at 11:43 AM
Thankful to be so loved by my wonderful bf, his family, and my family