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abby! you're being melodramatic (ITAR Compliant) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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Your local rocket mechanic. Missile hobbyist, firearm enthusiast. New Glenn best girl. ᏥᏣᎳᎩ (she/her//21) AbFC₂H₄

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i don't get the slop bowl hate. i love a good blob of the vague idea of a burrito.
December 20, 2025 at 6:48 AM
it's over, luxfer gas cylinders. i have depicted you as the crying wojak and i, hypercomp engineering incorporated as the bricked up chad.
December 19, 2025 at 4:32 AM
RE: https://tech.lgbt/@abbyfluoroethane/115736396525704972

This puts the current fleet at seven active devices:

Enterprise, desktop
Endeavor, Framework 13
Discovery, iPad
Atlantis, phone
Columbia, NAS/VM server

Ceres, MacBook Pro
Sedna, Mac mini
say hello to the latest addition to my computational fleet, Ceres—a 2015 15" MacBook Pro.

she's quite a cromulent laptop :3
December 17, 2025 at 6:55 PM
say hello to the latest addition to my computational fleet, Ceres—a 2015 15" MacBook Pro.

she's quite a cromulent laptop :3
December 17, 2025 at 6:48 PM
oh... oh no.....
December 17, 2025 at 2:10 PM
fuck my stupid chud life.
December 17, 2025 at 1:24 PM
most people don't know this, but drinking white monster in an industrial environment without proper ppe (steel toes, safety glasses) can cause spontaneous combustion.

stay safe out there folks.
December 16, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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never forget what they stole from us.
December 7, 2025 at 5:54 PM
never forget what they stole from us.
December 7, 2025 at 5:54 PM
RE: https://mastodon.social/@arstechnica/115666870184827249

"oh i wonder what openai wants LVs for"

_looks inside_

it's just orbital datacenters (these make no sense whatsoever)
mastodon.social
December 5, 2025 at 3:03 PM
today in what played on the work center JBL:

* Ninajirachi
* Frost Children
* Ram Ranch
* KSP VAB music
* SKAI ISYOURGOD
* Chinese National Anthem
* Linkin Park
* Porter Robinson
* Limp Bizkit

December 3, 2025 at 7:46 AM
call me falcon 9 the way i _erbrbrbrbrbrbrr_
December 2, 2025 at 10:34 PM
RE: https://tech.lgbt/@abbyfluoroethane/115648134012820856

it is the official stance of blue origin that GS1 is lesbian
call me new glenn the way I uhhhh uhh when i uhhhhhhh,,

ouuuugghhhh,,,,,, women.
December 2, 2025 at 5:08 AM
call me new glenn the way I uhhhh uhh when i uhhhhhhh,,

ouuuugghhhh,,,,,, women.
December 2, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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November 1, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I rode a camel through the sinai for them basmati jungle beans. i really do this shit.
November 24, 2025 at 3:59 AM
your fav rocket is up now 🩵🥀
November 22, 2025 at 5:51 AM
im still in complete and utter disbelief that we not only launched, but landed the booster on the real first try.

https://tech.lgbt/@abbyfluoroethane/115544567078284853
November 17, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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thousands of man hours later, one successful mission to Mars. i'm so unbelievably proud to have worked on this thing.

this is my rocket 🩵
November 13, 2025 at 9:43 PM
thousands of man hours later, one successful mission to Mars. i'm so unbelievably proud to have worked on this thing.

this is my rocket 🩵
November 13, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Seven Up Blue
November 13, 2025 at 9:32 PM
catppuccin mocha gf catppuccin frappe gf. will they make it ,,,
November 6, 2025 at 8:56 AM
NASA. Blue Origin. EscaPADE. November 9th.

Time to send some shit to Mars!
November 6, 2025 at 4:24 AM
hey there, Martian spacecraft! i didn't expect to see the payloads I'm helping launch soon on my way home from work.

fun new glenn fact: it has the largest usable payload volume of any rocket with a 7m diameter, 72ft tall fairing (yes, i'm as upset about the units as you are)
November 4, 2025 at 7:45 AM