7.5 million divided by 17k is 441, so only 441 people could get that much.

I appreciate the cause, but the total amount seems like a pittance. 5 million people live in cook county and about 600,000 are below the poverty line. What are they going to do with $7.5 million, give each of those people $12?

My issue is they don't make noise, unlike clapping.

Nobody believes me about this one

And airborne disease, and cancer research...like the only things that could take out these old fucks, and they don't want it!

Dreading the day when my 07 Honda Fit finally dies and there will be so few options to replace it with.

It has to be destroyed. Conservatives can come with some other kind of new party, but it can't be this.

Dipping my Na'vi hair into the toilet water to say hello

Also social security payments are based on money you've paid into the system. If the government misses a payment for a month that means they stole your money!