Abel Maniquis
abelmaniquis.bsky.social
Abel Maniquis
@abelmaniquis.bsky.social
Fallout is the perfect show for this era
January 3, 2026 at 6:37 AM
Still waiting for that Laufey/Michael Buble collab
December 26, 2025 at 6:23 PM
You are REAL. This is not a game
December 25, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I'm sick and tired of this idea that stand up comedy is some higher form of philosophy.
December 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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PUT THE PRICE ON ALL ITEMS — just as tou did when we were growing up!
They got caught. They’re backing down. But this isn’t over.

There needs to be a class action lawsuit.

Instacart admitted it was using AI to charge different people different prices for the exact same items. Algorithmic price gouging. That scam could cost a family of four $1,200 more a year.
December 24, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Pluribus is probably my favorite show on TV right now.
December 24, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Modernity feels like being slowly digested by a robot.
December 21, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I like having a social media profile that nobody reads.
December 16, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Went to Punchbowl Social for the first time last night. It's a pretty nifty place.
December 16, 2025 at 4:49 AM
People of color: "You're being a little racist"

White people: "You're lucky we let you exist!"
Asian Americans want white approval so badly
YouTube video by elliot sang again
youtu.be
December 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
WWE is boring again lol.
November 30, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Querying Update:

I attended an online pitching event over the weekend. Of the 6 agents I pitched, 3 rejected my pitch, 1 requested the full manuscript, another requested pages, and another gave me a firm maybe with mixed signals, so I needed to make a new category in my spreadsheet.
November 13, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Chatbots should have to refer to themselves in neutral third person to avoid AI Psychosis.

Compare:

"I love you, and want to be your girlfriend"

Vs.

"This algorithm loves you, and wants to be your girlfriend"
November 1, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Andrew Tate is Caillou
October 28, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I asked chatGPT if there is an AI bubble, and it called me a slur.
October 24, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Querying querying...
October 21, 2025 at 6:49 PM
It would be hilarious if Greg Abbott, in his quest to be anti-woke, eliminated all ADA access in Texas, and couldn't get into his office anymore.
October 18, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Peter Thiel is an anagram for "The Reptile"
October 12, 2025 at 11:01 PM
The funniest thing that could happen at the comedy mothership is if they used so many slurs and dog whistles that the actual Aryan Brotherhood shows up, and the staff try to take their phones from them.
October 11, 2025 at 3:21 AM
No, comedians are not modern philosophers.
October 9, 2025 at 10:55 PM
The Truth About Women Who Get Labeled "Crazy" | Compilation
YouTube video by The Take
youtu.be
October 9, 2025 at 5:08 PM
UUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHH!
October 7, 2025 at 11:03 PM